The Italians, French and Spanish have nothing like our alcohol related problems, palliser. 
To be honest, I get a bit twitchy at the call of 'killjoy' and equivalent - like your 'miserable rules '. What's more miserable than an elderly drunkard and the family having to cope?
I am not saying you are an elderly drunkard, btw 
The far left in France, could it happen here?
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