Tell a joke!

a bit of tone lowering is good sometime. It made me smile anyway.

Lowering the tone........

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.

Sorry

Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll in stores now?
It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

Man says: 'Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I am a pair of curtains.'
Doctor: 'Then pull yourself together.'

Two men walk into a pub and go to the bar. One man says 'a pint of beer please and a whiskey for donkey here'. The barman says to the second man 'That's not very nice. Why does he refer to you as donkey?' The second man replies 'I don't know but eey aw, eey aw, eey aways calls me that'.

There was this poor chap who was worried about being bald.

He took a felt tipped pen, and drew rabbits all over his head....................

Because, from a distance, they looked like hares (hairs) !

Then there was the other man who felt that he had a lettuce growing in his ear. The doctor wasn't convinced, but took a look and on seeing a small green thing, had to admit that it was the tip of the iceberg.

Another chap was doing jigsaw puzzles as part of his therapy. He was stumped by one particular puzzle. He phoned his doctor to ask for some help. The doctor asked him to provide a bit more information. The man said "well, the picture on the box is of a large cockerel" The doctor replied, "Clive, just give up, they are cornflakes"

During the recent solar eclipse, as advised I watched it through a colander. Unfortunately I strained my eyes...

(to petra)

Or 'I' even...

Man sitting at breakfast table in kitchen reading the paper while wife is by the stove.

Wife: "Bert, I want you to make mad passionate love to me right now."

Bert slowly tears himself away from the sports pages and looks up: "Why?"

Wife: "Because I want to time an egg!"

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shop lifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
Ross says "It was a whisk he was prepared to take "