Oooh! Excitement in the village!

I just saw an advert for that! Just turn up and look helpful!

Have had to stand down as spear carrier-turns out it's a new series called The Crown. Still v exciting though-village made it into TV news as well!

<Hangs head in shame>
Sorry Mr Frodo.....!!

I have my mother's fur coat in the loft - could try putting it on and sidling into shot as third spear carrier from the left.

I could come up and be an aged crone. I wish I hadn't given my fur coat away.

You shouldn't be hobbitist, it's very rude to hobbits!

That sounds ideal!

Not sure I'd suit the furs.....given my height I could look like a hirsute hobbit!

Wow!!! Ask if you can be an extra!

++++Breaking news ++++

Latest heat on the street is that it's season 6 of Game of Thrones that's being filmed!

Oo-er!

Welcome to my world, kitty. They created a new road scheme here a couple of years ago and the bits they didn't get quite right are frequently dug up again.

Wow!! The most exciting thing to happen in our village is the fact that one of the main roads out has been closed for the next 4 months and we all have to make a huge detour. But, as it's the road we live on, it is like living in a cul-de-sac!

Haha! No.....but it's positively baltic up here today! Sure he'll get something warming in the golf clubhouse which is where they've based themselves.

Not literally, I hope!

Wot literally?