The most embarrasing moment of my life.......

Crikey, nowhere near as cringe-making as I'd thought, 'spect hardly anyone noticed anyway! And your drunk man certainly won't remember either!

Don't mention it and laugh if anyone else does

I take myself far too seriously I think. And I'm neurotic at the best of times.

It would make me feel better if everyone told me theirs. [Wink]

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Don't be a sillyoldbird! You'll get over it - far worse things have happened me other people

I will NEVER wear them again!

And I'm never going to dance again (embarrassed feet have got no rhythm)

Or only go for the very sedate type of dance...

It doesn't sound so bad, silly, as someone else said the others would have all been drinking and would have never thought another thing about it. I would be careful of chicken fillets though in future.

I was wearing a dress with a low-ish neckline so used gel inserts (aka chicken fillets) to enhance my meagre cleavage.

On the dance floor, one dropped out of my dress and skidded towards my husband. I picked it up quickly but d aren't put it back so handed it to him to put in his pocket (?)

Then the other one fell out. I bent to pick it up, but lost my balance and landed on my bottom. A drunk man behind me thought I was doing that "ooops upside your head " dance where ever one sits on the floor behind each other so he joined me.
I got upand ran off and got hubby to take me home.

I haven't made this up but it is that ridiculous that it sounds like I did. I am dying from shame.

Loo roll stuck in back of skirt? Skirt caught in knickers? Wig fell off? Fall over and expose your underwear?

My bikini fell off when I was a teenager, at a pool surrounded by frenchmen. It doesn't come much more embarrassing than that, and I had another two weeks of holiday to go! I just pretended it never happened, and moved on. Hopefully someone else will do something even worse, and whatever you did will become old hat.

Just remember, some people will pay money to have publicity of any kind! and if you remain a good sport about it and laugh it off, it will be forgotten far more quickly.

Just laugh with them, hopefully they'll have all been reasonably inebriated and won't remember anyway!

got totally plastered and danced on the table ....wore white jeans and did a bottom cough and followed thru.....feel your pain have done both

Wow....what a tease!

Knickers fell down? Teeth fell out? Farted in front of the boss? Came on to a gay colleague? Dropped an ice cream down your cleavage? Sneezed over someone's ice cream? Got caught picking your nose? Used the wrong knife?

Oh - come one! - or we will find worse things to dream up!

Yes, we can't possibly reassure you (or otherwise!) without knowing the details...

Well, come on then - what happened?