SOOP's kindly Kitcheners.

soop I'll catch up with everyone's news and post properly soon. I just popped in to tell you about. A product called Wine Away. It's available from Lakeland and I've just had a quick google, it's also available from lots of other suppliers. It works wonders on red wine stains. Even on newly recovered cream ones.

I've looked at the ask Cunard. Their advice does not correspond with what is happening.
I've sent an email to watchdog and moaned on cunards Facebook official page and the three liners one!

I shall soon have to send in the Grannies.

Ps my broker got the shares for me in 2011. He has no record of what I do with them.
They're demanding proof of ownership dated in the last two months. They've got my share cert number. Why can't they just look at the shareholders register! Grrrrr

You hope!
As a hopelessly seasick individual who can't even watch rough seas on the tv and who's been known to be nauseated laying on a lilo at Bournemouth there's no hope!

I wouldn't call the Mediterranean the high seas? Particularly in June!
I'll be able to show her Malta!

Heaven help the high seas !
I'm sure you'll have a fantastic time, how lovely to have that to look forward to.

I've successfully added our * Bella* to the booking for next year on the 'slumming' cruise on royal Princess in June. I'm looking forward to that more than my Cunard ones! It will be so nice to see her again.

Dear MacS, I'm pretty sure my DH wouldn't have been so philosophical and I'd have been very upset but MacS is absolutely right.

The Mull of Kintyre sounds so idyllic, maybe one day we'll see it for ourselves

Have a peaceful evening x

That sofa! But yes, nothing by comparison.

Welcome home dear pompa. Tonight we shall put our feet up and enjoy unwinding after a very hectic albeit enjoyable reunion with MacS's sister and brother-in-law.

Hi All, back to the comfort of my own chair now.

Falconbird, yes pigeon breast is very tasty, a friend shoots and drops me pigeons and pheasants.

Here I am and I can see that there is so much news about which I know nuffink. Please bear with me for a wee while. I shall be backn to normal-ish by tomorrow.

We've had a lovely time with MacS's sister and brother in law. The weather could not have been more accommodating. We took them to the Mull of Kintyre and we were the only people walking along a superb stretch of beach. Had lunch in Campbeltown and then continued around the peninsular to Skipness. Visited the castle. Came home for roast lamb and Champagne...of which I had one glass (as I was to taxi our guests back to their guest house at the end of the evening.) When I did return, I was helping MacS to tidy away and I picked up what I thought was an empty bottle of red wine. I went to the sofa to pick up a cushion and tipped the bottle as I did so. It was not empty. I have as good as ruined the off white linen sofa. You have never seen such a MESS! My pal is coming round shortly to see if she can be of assistance. At first I was angry with myself. MacS then suggested that a damaged sofa was of no real consequence when compared with the plight of our dear neighbours. Of course, he is so right.

Sister and brother-in-law will now continue their whistle-stop tour of GB. They are returning to Northamptonshire. after which, they travel to catch up with friends in Spain. It has been a very happy, chatty few days.

Are you getting anywhere Galen? I hope you get some effective resolution very soon.

I understand that seagull meet is pretty disgusting, tastes very fishy Falconbird according to a programme I watched some time ago about (I think ) St. Kilda Islanders, who used to catch them and gannets for food makes me gag remembering the programme because they sort of ate them 'high'.....

Cheerful jolly!

Small birds only like gardens they can hop to in short bursts, they need loads of shrubs and sadly people have ripped them all out in favour of decking. They need protection from the crows, which attack them.

We just eat the pigeon breasts, when DBH shoots them in the winter, usually because they have been attacking my kale and other brassicas. I put them in pies, or quickly fry them. No fat so very good for you.

I think that small birds have left my area of London. I cannot remember when I last saw a sparrow or robin. I do see crows fighting occasionally but little else.

Info on "benefits" for cruisers

ask.cunard.com/help/before-you-sail/buy_shares.

Cunard are now owned by Carnival involved in the Costa Concordia disaster off Italy when the captain was carousing with his floozie and was distracted from his duties. Bad boy

Hope you have a competent captain on your cruise!

Pompa - do you really freeze the pigeons and eat them? Good for you if it's true.

I'm a veggie but I have eaten pigeon in the past and it was quite tasty if mostly bones. I've also eaten snails which were OKish.

I worked with foreign students for awhile and one day a student from a very poor part of the world pointed to the pigeons on the roof tops and asked if we ate them.

It came home to me that there's free food in this country just walking about on the pavements or wandering about in our gardens not to mention all the seagulls - I don't think they would taste too good.

Surely your broker should be able to sort out shareholders rights. But he would possible charge you for his services, its free here

BTW I do wonder how many of GN folk have shares in Cunard, and would not CAB sort our your disability rights, or point you in the right direction.

The idea of a cruise to me would be a horror form start to finish

Watchdog is back on BBC1, Galen. Or send in the grans?

Galen You and Yours Radio4?

I would hate to be the cause of a pigeon having cardiac arrest. They strut around my garden en-masse, eat all my newly emerged seedlings, crap on my garden furniture (and on me if I'm sitting there), wake me up early, eat the food I put out for the smaller birds, ete etc. Such a welcome addition to the garden, and even more welcome in,my freezer.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006wr4r/contact

Here you are! He does lots of things like your case. go for it! Give them hell!

Please calm me down
I'm having real issues with Cunard.
1 over their shareholder benefit site
And.
2 over their disability rights policy!

I'm getting really cross at being treated as an old idiot!
Can anybody suggest a disability righti organisation I can access!
I'm so cross, I'm in tears of fury!
Would really like a radio programme I'm so cross!

I can see a scarecrow from the bottom of my garden. It's so tempting to dress it up to give its owner a surprise. I don't want to give him a heart attack though, so maybe a mankini wouldn't be the best choice! I do however love the idea of all the pigeons having heart attacks - they have given me enough of them when they have eaten all my rocket and spinach!

pompa please be careful that you do not frighten the scarecrow. Also it is one thing scaring the pidgeons it is another seeing them having a cardiac arrest.