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Katek Wed 13-May-15 09:45:42

DGS when aged 6/7....his mother called him a comedian to which he replied, "don't be silly Mummy, if I was a comedian my tongue wouid stretch to the other side of the room"

Falconbird Wed 13-May-15 08:44:20

My dad was partially sighted and when I was on holiday with my auntie (I was about 8) I told her I was going to buy my dad a copy of The Listener, because he was blind and had to listen a lot.

campodol Tue 12-May-15 21:33:48

these magic moments last with you for ever Deedaa dont they flowers

Deedaa Tue 12-May-15 20:52:40

campodol grin grin grin

campodol Tue 12-May-15 20:23:13

many years ago my 5year old talking to 3 year old in bed....

eldest ..im taking milk bottle tops to school tomorrow

youngest .. what for

eldest .. for the blind

youngest .what do they do with them put them in their eyes ??

this has live with me for 40 years ,the picture of all these poor people

Coolgran65 Tue 12-May-15 19:53:43

All seated having Sunday dinner.
Dgd 7 says...granny, I've been thinking. If you're a whole 5 years older than Granda, how come you look sort of old but Granda looks really old?
Doesn't make up work wonders smile

whenim64 Tue 12-May-15 18:59:12

grin

rosequartz Tue 12-May-15 18:31:52

lol Funnygran

Funnygran Tue 12-May-15 18:16:27

Told my 6 and 8 year old grand-children that I didn't have a TV when I was a child. Look of absolute horror on both faces then one asked "what did you do when you wanted to watch something?"

campodol Mon 11-May-15 20:00:36

oh i love them all ,puts a huge smile on my face.....friends son aged 3 , poor granma is her face sore its all cracked smile

Mishap Mon 11-May-15 18:46:46

From the mouth of my 3 year old GS - "F***s sake is a very rude word Grandma." I am hoping that he heard this at nursery. I agreed with his analysis wholeheartedly! Gulp!

Agus Mon 11-May-15 18:31:37

DG2 age 5 told me I would like the ice cream shop they had been to but said, with a very serious face, if I'm not with you Granny, don't ask for the lemon borset, it's very sour. (Lemon sorbet)! grin

ninathenana Mon 11-May-15 18:28:11

DD to 6yr old "who came in mummies bed yesterday and asked for a cuddle?
DGS. Was it S ( brother) ?
DD. No, it was you, wasn't it.
DGS. I didn't hear myself.

kittylester Mon 11-May-15 18:20:09

Just now -
DGS (aged 3) We went to KFC when we were at Daddy's
Me (aged 66) Aren't you lucky, I love KFC but I can't have it.
DGS: Why, are you too old?

rosequartz Mon 11-May-15 15:09:20

DGD (3) lightly and effortlessly lifted herself up and over the arm of a chair to sit neatly on the seat. I said 'I wish I could do that'
She said 'Never mind, when you're older you might!'
hmm

campodol Mon 11-May-15 14:31:52

my 7 year old DGS was thrilled, granma i came second in the golf tournament ,wow thats fantastic i said, then DGD took me to one side, there were only 4 in it granma she said one came first and the other three were joint second.... dont you just love them to bits smile