*OPEN INVITATION TO THE GREAT ARTHURIAN GRANSNET PARTY*

There's nowt the matter with Pound Shop broomsticks. I'd say they're considerably up-market to the ones in the 99p shop - the only difference being the 99p shop ones are missing the Hold Tight, Up and Away handle.

I've got plenty spare seats on my broomstick gagagran. Its a 7 seater people carrier. Just flag me down....... I'll be the one in baby pink with the big pink hand strapped to my back!

Wouldn't fancy a pound shop broomstick, might not be up to the job.

Managed to free the "Lady of Shalott" from the reed beds but it's very leaky and a bit slow. Might have to transfer to a broomstick. Do they sell them at the Pound shop does anyone know?

It seems as though I've started a thong thing. How will we know who is wearing a thong. OMG a crocheted thong, wonder how the kilted hunks will like that. Did you make them in baby soft wool or that cheap stuff from the Pound shop.

oh biker!!!!!

I have been up crocheting most of the night, I managed to do 5 thongs for those who insist on wearing them tut! It will be a little chilly in Tintergel and I was worried you would catch your chill in the flimsy things from down the market, I have made them with 2 ply chunky, although it's a bit rough round the nether regions! but what the heck, a bit of rough now n then I'm sure you will cope

Oh that's good Falcon there will be more room on the return journey we will have got consumed most of the alcohol supplies

There's a spare seat on my broomstick. If wearing a flowing dress you will have to ride sidesaddle.

I think I'll travel down with rubysong on the magic rug and travel back with biker. The sound of the whoopee cushion and the bike engine will disguise any flatulence sounds I make cos of the twiglets and mead.

Dsim1948 distance is no prob when GN have their parties..just hitch a lift with anyone, their all very approachable plenty of spare seats if you don't mind sitting on a whooppeee cushion I have a fare way to travel, I am fully laden with all the vodka jellies supplies otherwise you could have squashed in between the hay bale and "Randolph" I'm sure you will find a way

dsim we are all virtual - so you CAN attend. None of us are real as I have argued before!!!

Would love to attend if only to wear a long flowing guenavere ladies dress sadly I live to far from the venue. Enjoy the day everyone.����

Never been to an orgy...........looking forward to it!!

This is supposed to be a nice gathering of grans with suitable refreshments appropriate for our age and seniority!
It appears to be turning into a sort of orgy?



Oh what the hell! You only live once!
Let's go for it!

Yawn!

Caz...... I won't be wearing the thong the kilted hunk will, actually there's two coming now so must turn the dam draw upside down and find another thong. Prepare the dungeon for 3 highland kids with thick scottish accents and tempers to match. Oh and I need to bring my cat too.
Have to be careful SS don't get wind of this.

There's room for one on the back of my balding De-Luxe newly waxed model Oxford Broomstick with safety handles, if anyone's coming from the Oxford direction? I could do with someone who's au fait with Bat Nav's, they may also like to navigate/fly the return journey? Two barrels of mead doesn't make for my flying in very straight lines and we could end up in France

Galen think we may need some security bigger the better supervisors with this one!!! even I is shocked I can see the Highland police attending! and I'm not spending the night in the cells again. And what!! with me with no matches yet! talk about Will Young " Come on Baby Light My Fire " !

Thistledoo put them to bed early lol

A thong? It's a bit draughty at Tintagel!

Thisledoo a THONG! It's worth coming along just to see you in that;! See you at the party. I will just be an innocent maid. [Blush]

Trying to imagine a burly highlander in a thong! I have a vivid imagination --- but?!

Do tell us about the tortoise? Are Donald's teeth ok?

whitewave, don't worry I'm a retired public servant, so risk assessment is my middle name. Dragons and tortoises are a doddle when compared to some of the risks I've assessed

thistle Could he come with his helmet please? Only he won't look much like a knight otherwise.