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Children's misheard words or song lyrics

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Mishap Mon 06-Apr-15 10:27:02

"A Wayne in a manger, be grateful in bed!" - from DD aged 5.

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Soutra Mon 06-Apr-15 10:24:30

I am sure everybody will have heard of the Teddy called "Gladly" because of his wonky glass eyes?
All together now "Gladly, my cross-eyed bear" tbugrin

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Rosannie Mon 06-Apr-15 10:21:30

My eldest son used to refer to our species as 'Fuming Beans' a good description for some of us!

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Rosannie Mon 06-Apr-15 10:18:01

Absent, it continues 'Thy Kingdom come, I will be done ' In school assemblies I used to look at a sea of faces awash will the fear of a telling off for their misdemeanours smile

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daffydil Mon 06-Apr-15 10:16:12

Immortal, invisible God, Ernie Wise- my son aged about 6.

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absent Mon 06-Apr-15 09:21:24

Our Father who art in Heaven. Harold be thy name…

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AshTree Mon 06-Apr-15 09:15:36

My son would sing "Oh come all ye faithful, joyful and trifle".
Once, at about 2 and a half, he asked me to sing the song about the 'sturdy piples who rode their bikes and played in the park'. After much head scratching, I realised he meant the hymn "Mothers of Salem": "When mothers of Salem their children brought to Jesus, the stern disciples drove them back and bade them depart ".
A friend's granddaughter goes into her garden to play on her jumpaline.

What stories do other gnetters have?

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