Sing an illness.

Follow the yellow sick road

Laaayla, I've got arthritic knees

elegran!

You'll

If you say it fast enough you's always get amnesia.

supercalifragilisticexpialopecia

'hernia, the fastest milkman in the west!

Loos are always on my mind

I've got you under my skin (scabies)

Itchy coo Park

Pneumonia you, pneumonia me. (Knowing you, knowing me).

Sorry loopy should have noticed you'd done that one.
Alopecia in the wall.
A bone again naturally.
When I (k)need you!

Please release me let me "go"!
Unchained Malady?

Stand and Deliver (shortage of maternity beds)

Rosacea's red, diily dilly, lavender's green

Addictive!

Summertime Loos (Delhi belly blues)

I can't get no constipation

Please relieve me, let me go

Pneumonia a heartbeat away

Yes, it's a worry!

Great balls of fire.

This is driving me nuts. Am constantly thinking up new ones or trying to fit illnesses into songs and vice versa!

These are hilarious and some are very clever. Phlemingo! Inspired.

My offer is:

Born in the usual way (no C-section)

I hate mump days.

If you're so ill that you need an ambulance:
The sound of sirens.

If it's a Friday or Saturday night in E & R:
Another one bites the nurse.

If it seems as if you not going to make it:
Please freeze me (oh yeah).

What`ll I do when you are in the loo,
And I wanna go too, what`ll I do?

Courtesy of Mr. Ken Dodd.

Circumcision, Theme tune to "Free Willie"

Massage In A Bottle.

Back in the US-SARS.

Strawberry Fields Hayfever

heroes and villains Herpes and Chillblains