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janerowena Sat 04-Apr-15 18:44:02

I have sinusitis at the moment, and found myself singing

Sinus is Golden, and
Sinusitis You've been Gone.

Then I remembered Frankie Laine's Ibuleve. grin
and how a few months ago I was only

'Twenty-four Hours from Ulcers'.

And more recently it's been a case of

'Oh, Ce-coeliac'.

So, what's your song? Stayin' Alive (just)?

MrsPickle Sun 05-Apr-15 21:00:40

Mull of spare tyre

Saturday starlet fever

Measles or not to be

Gone with my wind

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 20:10:51

Good Fibrillations.

newist Sun 05-Apr-15 19:54:18

I must finish " Cathy's Crown" said the dentist

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:51:26

That was defecately bad of me.

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:50:40

Or you will be 'So Turd, Turd of Waiting, Turd of Waiting for You!

Riverwalk Sun 05-Apr-15 19:48:04

Everybody's doing a brand new dance now, come on baby do a daily motion.

POGS Sun 05-Apr-15 19:45:42

Love this thread, I am rubbish at this sort of thing.

Elegran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:45:24

Can't take my eyes off of you.

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:43:46

Singin' in the Vein

Elegran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:43:31

I aint got no body.

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:42:32

Any Cerebellums, any Cerebellums to fix Today?

(Quite a few by the looks of this thread! grin )

merlotgran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:40:51

Su-Su-Sudocreme.

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:38:24

My ADHD TCP

Became final, today..

Riverwalk Sun 05-Apr-15 19:36:55

These ortho-boots are made for walking.

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:36:33

I always loved Dolly Parton's song, 'Germolene'.

merlotgran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:34:10

What's It All About, Healtheeeeeeee?

Riverwalk Sun 05-Apr-15 19:32:46

Talkin' about my de-Generation!

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:32:23

Oh yes, Jane10 beat me to it! grin

Hmm...

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:30:12

Have we had 'Thanks for the Mammaries' Yet?

janerowena Sun 05-Apr-15 19:28:24

All together now, 'Tiptoe, Through the Prolapse, With Me--eeee...'

And not forgetting that incredibly painful illness - 'Great Balls of Fire'.
tbushock (I'm sure there's a medical term for it somewhere.)

merlotgran Sun 05-Apr-15 19:23:37

If You Wanna Be My Liver wine grin

newist Sun 05-Apr-15 19:13:07

Cold finger, Raynaud's syndrome

Riverwalk Sun 05-Apr-15 19:12:59

Oh, janerowena what have you started here! grin

I've just snorted Pinot Grigio out my nose at newist's Rawhide!!

Riverwalk Sun 05-Apr-15 19:02:51

Falcon tbugrin

Falconbird Sun 05-Apr-15 18:53:11

Snot unusual to be loved by anyone. tbusmile