I'm keeping my head below the line of fire too. If I were to raise it on any of those threads, I would be beheaded I think. Only I'm sure the knitting patterns today being used while my head rolled would be far prettier.
number I think you need handrails before your OH comes home. I still feel quite traumatised by the memory of my own father falling, and not being able to get him up.
It's been such a beautiful day here, 19C and lots of weeding and pruning, birds nesting and butterflies and bees dancing in the sunshine.