What kind of idiot...?

tanith like me you live not too far away from Dunelm and they have a sale on at present so you may get a bargain.

Or decides to clean wooden flooring straight after it has been laid and moves the furniture not realising that there were staples or something on the feet of the three piece suite resulting in a very long scratch on beautiful flooring which had only been down for half an hour

Or uses a heavy duty bleach mould spray in the walk in shower in bare feet then steps out onto the bath mat without rinsing of f their feet. I have a perfect print of my foot on the mat I've now turned over the mat and might run to Dunelm and replace it before OH notices

Or puts red socks in a hot white wash, saws up wood wearing best trousers, uses bleach on kitchen units but doesn't rinse it off.....

Or hoovers carpets before the 4 and 5 year-olds arrive?

The same sort of idiot that uses superglue wearing decent shirts.