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Yet another Christmas Game

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trisher Sun 14-Dec-14 15:56:56

OK based on the "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" programme. Please can you post puns for people arriving at the Gransnet Christmas Ball- First to arrive as usual are the famous espionage family- "The Spies and their small elderly relative- Min Spies" (Mince Pies)

Elegran Wed 17-Dec-14 12:21:17

The Nutts have brought their sons Ches and Cobb (when they grow up they could be a couple of hard so-and-sos)

trisher Wed 17-Dec-14 12:18:50

And of course the Theral-Dangels who, as usual arrived, in their 'Ark

papaoscar Wed 17-Dec-14 12:00:14

And there's old Weethree Kingsov and his sailor son Torient Tar!

papaoscar Wed 17-Dec-14 11:57:26

Followed by the Terrs, Inthe, Deepmid and Win. They're cool!

papaoscar Wed 17-Dec-14 11:54:20

Here come the Kings, with their kids Steven, Deepen, Crispen and Even. Whence their lass Agnes, I wonder?

JoyBloggs Wed 17-Dec-14 09:58:49

Here come Mr and Mrs Breadhouse and their daughter with lovely red hair, Ginger.

NanKate Wed 17-Dec-14 07:00:18

(Yes FarNorth the word card would have fitted well. I think all the gift packing I have done has taken my eye off the snow ball grin)

Daisyanswerdo Tue 16-Dec-14 21:34:10

And now a warm welcome please for Mr and Mrs D. Butter - and look, they've brought their dog Bran!

papaoscar Tue 16-Dec-14 21:06:50

All rise for Lady Knickerless Gussett and her daughters Bloomers and Lucy-Lastic!

FarNorth Tue 16-Dec-14 19:18:17

Don't you mean 'you are a card' (as it's xmas) ?

NanKate Tue 16-Dec-14 15:24:49

Newist you are a one !!!!! tchblush

Ana Tue 16-Dec-14 15:22:49

Better lock up your valuables, because here are Mr and Mrs Gitt and their son, Robin.

newist Tue 16-Dec-14 15:20:34

Lord and Lady Bates have arrived with their heir, Master Bates

JoyBloggs Tue 16-Dec-14 08:48:03

At last, after a long journey on a dusty road, here are Mr and Mrs Key and their small son, Little Don.

FarNorth Tue 16-Dec-14 00:38:54

An especial welcome from the ladies for the eligible bachelor, Mr Blake Midwinter.

newist Mon 15-Dec-14 22:56:06

Please welcome that lively Scottish family, who always help a party go with a swing, Mrs & Mrs Fiddich and their son Glen

JoyBloggs Mon 15-Dec-14 21:27:10

A rousing welcome now for Mr and Mrs InExcelsis-Deo and their daughter Gloria.

NanKate Mon 15-Dec-14 20:57:22

Apologies from Mr and Mrs Ridge who can't take Part this year.

NanKate Mon 15-Dec-14 20:55:02

(Ooh Elegran a bit of romance what fungrin)

JoyBloggs Mon 15-Dec-14 19:19:53

And now... here come Mr and Mrs Incense and their son Frank.

rubysong Mon 15-Dec-14 19:17:23

Here come the Sprout family with their Belgian cousins the Brussels Sprouts.

Elegran Mon 15-Dec-14 19:01:15

And Mr and Mrs Tyne with their son Clement. Oliver who came in just before them hopes that their daughter Eglan will join him in the twist (perhaps permanently - a Christmas romance?).

Ana Mon 15-Dec-14 18:58:19

And Mr and Mrs Service with their daughter, Carol

annodomini Mon 15-Dec-14 18:55:48

Welcome Mr and Mrs le Toe and their daughter Miss le Toe

NanKate Mon 15-Dec-14 18:33:00

Followed by the 1960s dance champions Mr and Mrs Twist and their son Oliver.