ANOTHER CHRISTMAS GAME

curry especially when proffered by random men in red. She slammed the door shut but in doing so trapped the man in reds.....

should have been might not anyway (typing over laughing cow sarnies)

I am really really sorry for saying that. (Before all the Scots grans come down on me like a ton opf bricks!)

curry. Coming from Bonny Scotland she much prefers deep fried mars bars although they might have a chippie that far out.

...in the meantime the curry was beginning to chill...and anyway, newist didn't much care for...

(Shoot! I've got a cake to make. I can't start this again!

on your way to newist's house, that is. For your rendezvous with the fairy.

A nice hot carry out curry to help you on your way

blood pressure. And anyway I will send the man in black to get you.

'Calm down, dear. Remember what I told you about the . . . '

Because it hadn't got a picture of a snowman. DC threw up his hands and said.....

They told David Cameron they didn`t like his Christmas card,

flying him across the sky like ET. When they landed outside the Houses of Parliament, ..

Santa whisked him away to safety by......

The man in black who was riding a bicycle in the bus lane ...

but unfortunately, along the way they were spotted by

See newist who believes in fairies

where he met up with a nice little fairy on her way to

exploded and shot him into the air ....

So his chestnuts, which were roasting in the fire...

Ah , he sighed , lovely , just before .........

Ah , he sighed lovely , just before .........

Unfortunately the fire in the grate had not gone completely out

They chucked the red robe back round him and pointed him towards the nearest chimney

from staying stationary. Well, ....