Pour me a glass of wine, please!

I will have to mention it to him, Anya.

Oh, was that him disappearing off to the pub? ......

Ariadne

Thanks.

Anya That gave me a laugh out loud moment

You haven't got your brackets close enough to the words! Have to watch your brackets, you know...

What's happened to my emoticons

Rose q

I think Anya hit the nail on the head. 5th Dec 1500

Mind you 'hot sex' to mine. is/was (not telling you lot). [grin). being on holiday in the sunshine or having the central heating on. [confused ]

Probably too much information for some [ wink]

Yesterday, about an hour after lunch, Theseus came wandering in and said "What did I have for lunch?" (We are tracking our calories on My Fitness Pal at the moment)

"A roll."
"I had a roll - what was in it?"
"Tuna."
"Oh, was it?"

How did he a) not know b) not remember...

Hot sex?

I couldn't put him out in the cold just before Christmas now, could I! Although I suppose I could put a heater in the greenhouse for him.

He will peel the veg, scrub the pans - and has volunteered to cook a meal this week (hotpot, his one speciality!). What more could I ask?

If he does the ironing I would be inclined to keep him. That is a job that I hate.

GT, it was a jokey OP

He does do his share of GP duties, well some anyway!, he is top of the pops with DGD2 at the moment.
And does do all the ironing (I don't do it properly apparently!!) which I find boring.

Not a cook though ........ unless it is a fry-up which he can manage for himself as I refuse to do it.

Clearly not grown men - a grown man would be a) doing his share of grandparent duties and / or b) his share of domestic duties. How can any man or woman think that it is ok for one partner to be out busy all day and then to come home in the evening and cook the evening meal?

I agree with Charleygirl and Ana. They are grown men for goodness sake.

I have to agree with you, Charleygirl. It's that indulgent tone that gets me...

I think that Mr. Rosequartz is fortunate to be getting anything to eat this evening. I did not realise that you still had a child at home!!!

DH will wash up.

Correction: DH WILL wash up.

It was my husbands day off. He knows my job has been extra stressful of late. I came in and he was watching Dave. He wouldn't dream of cooking a meal unless I left very clear instructions. But he did clean the oven. It's positively gleaming so ....he's forgiven

Had I been organised I would have done that, merlotgran - in fact the recipe was originally a slow cooker recipe but it seemed to do OK on the stove top in 45 minutes!

The slow cooker is my saviour if I have to be out and about and don't want to have to do everything when I get home. DH will happily prepare veg and cook things like mashed potato but he's no longer confident about cooking from scratch.

He does do lovely breakfasts though.

charleygirls the temptation was there but oh, what a waste of wine!!

ps we didn't have sausages, I had taken chicken pieces out of the freezer so he had no clue what to do with it! although we have about 30 cookery books.

I must admit if I had taken sausages out of the freezer and put the correct amount of potatoes and a tin of baked beans out, then I could have expected something!
He is very useful at doing other things though (just not cooking!)

Mellow now, after 2 glasses of wine!

p.s. Next time get it set up beforehand - tell him "I'm doing x, y & z today so I'll be too knackered to make food, how about you doing it?'

Yes, what's with the scurrying? - Agus has the right idea!

Have another anyway, roseq.