It's here again! The Advent Calendar!

Today's offering is a selection of Christmas Cracker jokes!

Oh, good grief. My turkey just kept throwing itself on the fork.

I got them all today!! (for the first time)

Late as ever, I've just started this and had a go at the challenges so far. I'm useless. The only thing I'm even passably good at is bashing a grinch (that'll come in handy - I'll add it to my CV). On all the other games I've failed miserably, usually flailing around trying to thump the wrong people with the wrong things. And that Santa on the roof is just plain evil.

I am sooo bad at spot the difference ones...

Didn't even get them all on the second go, so too ashamed to go on!

Nice gentle one today!

Turkey shoot!

(Not ^quite as good as Santa on the Roof though!)

Ana if you do a "like" on Storm's Facebook page, or follow them on Twitter, they donate to St Mungo's, a charity for the homeless.

It does not work on my Android tablet.

I don't know what you mean, phoenix.

Please, if you feel you can do the "like" thing, it will make a worthwhile contribution to a good cause.

Lecture/plea over, now, back to the roof!

It's my favourite too.

I'm a bit to admit that it's mine too!

I know it gets on some people's nerves...

Can't stop singing Mariah Carey's song now, it's my favourite Christmas song ever!

Oh, Day 4 is a song. IMO DD2 sings this better! (but then I am her mother so am allowed to be biased.)

My Santa just stands there with his eyes flashing!!

I will try yesterday's!

I'm beginning to suffer from huge feelings of inadequacy with these games

Are you supposed to get him down the chimney?

Mine just lurches around the roof, drinking champers and scoffing mince pies...(and burping - at least I think he's burping!).

Have you actually got him down the chimney? All I get is a large raspberry

Oooh, todays game is one of my favourites!

Well, I've packed one sack in today's game and am now exhausted...

Just sent this to my DD

I've downloaded mine too, Mishap - it's as good as ever.

Jacquie Lawson advent calendar to download is a joy - I send to all my GC every year and they look forward to it.

Or smart phone bookdreamer