What do we all look like ?

Very now, I thought a drum stool was wot you sat on when drumming (like wot DD's OH uses when drumming with his band).

Is the drumming stool one of those beatboxes that you sit on and beat, like this one Jings ? DS has one and I am seriously

The DGC could be getting one this C*******s. (these are not DS's children)

Spot on Anya, right on the button! I conjure up a vision of someone tall and dark with long hair and flashing eyes. Hungarian tempestuous temperament, perhaps, but with a dash of Russian reliability and endurance. And that's only my alter ego. What a load of old cobblers. Thank goodness for the fog of anonymity Gransnet provides!

Jingls I didn't realise you were a drummer!

Next time I am over that way I will look for a white floor mop shouting and swearing! (Shall I shout 'hello' or run in the opposite direction? )

Actually I don't think I'm that old. Although GSs obviously think so. (Oh the consternation when I fell off the drumming stool yesterday! ) (could have happened to anybody )

Floor mop!

I'm large, fat and have what resembles a white floor op on top of my head, glasses, swollen ankles and a very bad temper which combined with my extensive vocabulary of swear words in more than one language renders me quite formidable.

If only rose ....[although I used to get called carrots when I was young; alas that was before red hair was fashionable and when it was I'd gone grey then white and then the hair was just plain gone....]

Well, try to imagine an old woman then Shysal cos that's what I am. Allbeit one who likes a bit of fun occasionally.

Perhaps it would be interesting to post what we think other anonymous Gnetters look like!

Teetime - I don't see you as a Sophia Loren lookalike, I think you're medium to tall (about 5' 7"), slim, blonde and sporty (what a funny word 'sporty' is, I mean it in the nicest possible sense!).

Holly you are obviously gorgeous enough for that chap to want to come and meet you!

Tegan - striking looking with red hair - and a younger Gnetter.

am I right?

Perhaps I don't want to know what you think I look like!

I don't think I'm anonymous looks wise cause I do go to meet ups and have had photos of those put up on here but I still don't feel happy about doing a profile/photo, mainly because I'd then feel uncomfortable about coming on here for a moan about family and the S.O. [and I SO need a moan sometimes...]

Luckily shysal - I kept quiet about which part of the Island I lived on and although this chap had flirted quite a lot, I didn't expect that to happen! As you say though, it could have been much worse (he turned out to be quite harmless thankfully).

You sound like a cross between a cart horse and a Labrador!

Tall, dark n'ansome, with fine hairy fetlocks and a cold, wet nose, I carry the burdens of life on my broad back with grace, ease and dignity. All I ask is an occasional bag of oats and access to Gransnet from time to time. Simple pleasures, indeed!

I am 5' 9", still a size 10-12, with glossy brown hair that behaves beautifully, cut in a stylish bob, sparkling green eyes and am always dressed very elegantly.
I also tell whoppers.

Scary Hollydaze! You could have been burgled in your absence too!

I was always quite happy to post photos. Then, with pming people, on one site in particular, I mentioned a holiday I was going on to several people I chatted privately with for several years. They asked when I would be back and I told them. One man, knowing what I looked like, was waiting for me at Arrivals when my flight landed back on the Island and just walked straight up to me; I will never put up photos of me again.

I possibly might put a photo on here, if I knew how to! But possibly not, as I like the idea of anonymity.
I'm 5'5and a half, size 16, mainly wear jeans and t-shirts/sweat shirts.
Definitely not Miss World material!

I'm often mistaken for Sophia Loren

Terry Wogan always refers to the lovely Helen as "the present Lady Wogan" as though he had her replacement lined up! Makes me smile.

numberplease it is a family joke. My Mum always introduces my Dad as her first husband because "you never know!"

Thankj you NanKate. Not sure looking friendly is as good as being a 6' willowy blonde but - heyho!

My profile used to have a photo with me in it, but it seems to have replaced itself with a view of our back yard! Don`t know how!

Pittcity, in your profile you say you`ve been married to your "first husband" for over 30 years. Does that mean there`s going to be another one, lol?