My DH is prone to the odd session of 'sleep walking' When in this 'mode' he tends to speak very precisely and matter of fact. He fell asleep on the sofa the other evening, I woke him to say he maybe should go to bed. He promptly fell asleep again. Then sat up and said (very precisely) I want to know where my other notebook is!' I replied 'What notebook is that?' 'Well you know that I have one for my Natural History notes?' 'Yes' I said, 'Well, I have another one in which I note down the wheel measurement of bikes.' 'Oh!' says I, 'And which bikes are these' 'You know I read the cycling magazines from time to time? well I like to record the measurement of the wheels in the Tour de France' - me ' Oh for goodness sake wake up and go to bed you silly bugger.'
He dropped off to sleep for a few minutes then sat up and I said 'where are you going' 'To bed of course' (normal voice)
It gets better worse About 2am he got out of bed and stood leaning against the wall by the door, hand on hip and his legs crossed at ankle. I could see him in the moonlight (unfortunately) 'What on earth are you doing now?' 'Waiting for the driver, he said he would be back soon!!!' (very precise of course) 'What driver?' 'The coach driver of course, he went and has not returned yet' Me 'Where's the coach?' DH 'I'm leaning on it, can't you see?' I put the light on and there he was leaning on the 'coach' waiting for a non existent driver. I just sat and waited for his eyes to unglaze. Got fed up with waiting and put my light off saying 'I'm going to sleep you silly bugger there's not bloody coach and I am tired' A couple of seconds later I heard his slide the door (we have a sliding door in the bedroom) 'Where are you going now?' DH (normal voice) to the toilet of course.
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