Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

By hiding in a red Beetle car.

Avoided those pesky police.

But a slippery ferret from Dumfries

Whom the martens nicknamed The Tsar

That weasel was a playboy from Dunbar

And cruised off in his yacht by the jetty.

Met a weasel with a car

They went to Bunny's Bar

Had a foxy friend called Betty.

A charming young vixen called Hetty

(let's call it poetic licence Janerowena)

Cos he wanted to get his leg o'er.

Forgive me, I have not been near this thread before because I have such a filthy mind.

In a dark shade of blue

Guess what - he got two...

Whose wanted a fine ostrich boa

There once was a sailor called Noah.

(Nay, nay!)

To(2) swim where its sharp as a knife..

To(2) swim in the fine Firth of Forth

No crustaceans up north

Let us both go forth

The crabs are causing nothing but strife

'I'm appalled!' Said the shark to his wife

And the hermit crab just shut his doors.

With a young mermaid

The coral just swayed