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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

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Elegran Wed 13-Aug-14 17:20:15

Two's enough, IVF's a bit bang-bang.

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AlieOxon Wed 13-Aug-14 18:08:00

(Clever!)

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papaoscar Wed 13-Aug-14 20:00:37

Fine words are flowing in dozens

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NanKate Wed 13-Aug-14 20:08:42

They remind me so much of your cousins.

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AlieOxon Thu 14-Aug-14 09:12:01

?

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Elegran Thu 14-Aug-14 10:30:00

Chimp cousins? Not zealous.
Black? Brown? Two? Ten? Tell us!
The OP does lay down these fussings

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AlieOxon Thu 14-Aug-14 18:38:53

(We've stuck again....come on folks!)

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Galen Thu 14-Aug-14 18:56:49

The two little boys

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MiniMouse Thu 14-Aug-14 19:05:20

Broke ten of their toys

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rosequartz Thu 14-Aug-14 23:01:46

Each one was blaming the other

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MiniMouse Fri 15-Aug-14 09:46:56

White bindweed is strangling the garden

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AlieOxon Fri 15-Aug-14 16:47:21

And the yellow clay soil starts to harden

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MiniMouse Fri 15-Aug-14 17:01:21

Don your red wellies

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AlieOxon Fri 15-Aug-14 17:57:48

Leave the pink jellies -

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papaoscar Fri 15-Aug-14 19:59:22

And be one great big weed-warden (whew!)

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Ana Fri 15-Aug-14 20:05:39

(Hmm...does 'warden' really rhyme with 'garden' I ask myself? grin)

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papaoscar Fri 15-Aug-14 20:27:54

(I will defer to anything better, Ana.)

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Ana Fri 15-Aug-14 20:30:56

And ask the weeds to beg your pardon!

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papaoscar Fri 15-Aug-14 20:39:45

(Think I'll appeal to the third umpire on that one, Ana, if she's still in the pavilion.)

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Ana Fri 15-Aug-14 20:41:57

At least it rhymes - you can't just have the same end-spelling and hope it'll pass...hmm

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Elegran Fri 15-Aug-14 21:37:33

What colour, number or animal are the weeds? (See OP)

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Ana Fri 15-Aug-14 21:45:39

And ask ten weeds to beg your pardon.

(?)

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Ana Fri 15-Aug-14 21:47:41

Or 'green weeds'

Or 'skunk weeds'

hmm

Whatever! smile

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FarNorth Fri 22-Aug-14 16:12:39

Six Grans were involved in a quarrel

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MiniMouse Fri 22-Aug-14 18:44:17

Five of them were oh so immoral

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