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Limerick writing Mark 3 (colour, animal,number).

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NanKate Thu 17-Jul-14 07:56:57

Now we are on our third thread of limericks shall we up the stakes and try and include within the line either a colour, animal or number.

Some clever minded Gransnetters may be able to do this cryptically (I am not sure if that is the right word to describe what I mean).

E.g. 'The robber done/dun me over officer' not grammatical I know, but you get my drift.hmm

Elegran Sat 19-Jul-14 10:33:46

The penguins were gobbling snackpots.

AlieOxon Sat 19-Jul-14 11:13:45

Tigers were hiding

NanKate Sat 19-Jul-14 16:39:51

Penguins were sliding

MiniMouse Sat 19-Jul-14 18:58:45

Monkeys used leopards to join the dots.

Galen Sat 19-Jul-14 19:37:58

There once was a leopard called Henry

FarNorth Sat 19-Jul-14 23:02:47

His Mum lived in an orangerie

MiniMouse Sat 19-Jul-14 23:24:47

She kept fleas as pets

Galen Sun 20-Jul-14 08:24:00

And seldom had sex (six)

MiniMouse Sun 20-Jul-14 10:01:36

The fleas got in her pink lingerie.

henetha Sun 20-Jul-14 11:26:13

Two hippopotami went swimming

MiniMouse Sun 20-Jul-14 12:06:54

The blue water was simply brimming

Crafting Sun 20-Jul-14 16:37:03

A hyena dropped by

NanKate Sun 20-Jul-14 16:51:08

His yellow eyes were quite sly

MiniMouse Sun 20-Jul-14 18:46:32

Shining as the grey light was dimming.

NanKate Sun 20-Jul-14 19:20:35

A young 25 year old called McIlroy

Galen Sun 20-Jul-14 19:40:36

Sought to seduce a blonde on the sly

FarNorth Sun 20-Jul-14 20:13:25

She cried "Oh, you rat!"

NanKate Mon 21-Jul-14 07:13:04

He said 'you're too/two fat'

MiniMouse Mon 21-Jul-14 10:54:36

And turned his attentions to a fly.

FarNorth Mon 21-Jul-14 13:09:14

There was a young puma from Penzance

Galen Mon 21-Jul-14 14:10:36

Who thought the two step a dance

NanKate Mon 21-Jul-14 17:51:47

Four steps to the right

Galen Mon 21-Jul-14 18:02:49

Left him six from the sight

NanKate Mon 21-Jul-14 21:00:09

He'd forgotten his red underpants. blush

NanKate Tue 22-Jul-14 21:07:12

Three men in a boat started rowing.