Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

A Gran was in need of a pee

Can he sort it out?

Causing everyone so much grief

Complaining next day to his brief,

(aagghh, I shall enjoy reading this but I'm going to leave you all to it !)

But finding he'd drunk too much port,

Burping after his fudge

Can't believe I just did that . . .

Who just wouldn't budge

(It is now! We can always do the other next time?)

By annoying the Judge

(I got confused, and then thought it must be a verse for each letter. but I am willing to be corrected.)

Oops Must try harder!

Began speaking more than he ought

(What kind of alphabetical are we doing here?)

Constantly spoke more than he ought

Ben's uncle, the clerk of the court

Arrived with the cakes (bought fresh daily)

A court usher named Ben (sorry, forgot we were being alphabetical)

The judge picked up his pen

At a quarter to ten

Appeared in the dock at Old Bailey

Sorry I should have said you not your.

A luscious young Gransnetter called Hayley