Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

(Yes why not. But if we do a whole alphabet limerick let's leave out X as 26 letters do not divide by 5.....)

Or allow an E in front of it? Not strictly by the book, but there are not that many useful X words.

(Good one! A thought - should we omit X when we get there?)

Viewed the use of his skin, should he die.

Vince turned apprehensive

V ery sorry! just turned on computer and saw the limerick! Will think again.

The one like his mum made him cry.

(Good rhyme but we're on V....)

And so reprehensive

Very expensive -

Vincent the crocodile stopped by
Viewing some 'manbags' to buy

( Daisy If you look at where the www.gransnet bit is and follow it along you'll see a semicircle with an arrow, just click on that and it'll refresh the page )

Sorry - again.

I haven't discovered how to stop this happening. I think there's a 'refresh' button somewhere.

Visibility's not good this morning

Vincent the crocodile stopped by

Until all of the animals sulked.

Ushering in some Chicago hoi-ses (horses)

Uttering strange noises

(Whoops. Again. Sorry.)
Up in the room the elephant bulked.....

But in the room the elephant bulked!

Under the table the labrador sulked

Thumbs, fingers wiped on our shorts....

Trying to be picky

(What was that rhyme PO?)

To stop getting sticky

Tasting many nice liquorice Allsorts