Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

(you might well ask, Elegran! )

(so we are either at:-

"Grabbing every chance they could take
Gorblimey we are on the make"

OR

"Gertcha, my old muckers!
Get a load of this, suckers / Got off with some truckers"

??

(Or perhaps not)

(There never seems to be a story, or a proper conclusion, just five random lines...)

(Some of them have been good! It's the multitasking that's difficult....)

Gransnetters write stories in lim'ricks

Give amusement to Emmas and Eriks

Good ones hang together

Go light as a feather

Like watching a farce out of Netflix.

Have a go at getting this right

(*Elegran*!!! That line should have begun with 'G')

'Grans watching a farce out of Netflix'?

Have a go at getting this right
How to catch the lim'rik in flight?

Grans hedgehog has very small pricks!

(Too late, we're on the next one!)

(Papaoscar go and sit on the naughty step for such rudeness.)

(Its all in the mind, NK)

Heaps of fun with the rhyming couplets

(I think I need to retreat to a darkened room and ommmmmmm a lot! Can't cope any more tonight )

(We were on this, I think)

Have a go at getting this right
How to catch the lim'rik in flight?

Hurry up, do

Haste isn't new

Here's one I caught in the night

I was once a young girlie in hot pants

Inflicted by Mum and Dad's cross rants