Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

Kitchen chores kinda beckon

Oh, I'll leave them, I reckon

Aaargghh - sorry, please ignore this. Mind was elsewhere.

Kinda best to ignore them

(Nay!)

Kinda best just to press on

Kudos to those who let it be.

Letitia has lost her umbrella

(This is good brain practice even if we get it wrong sometimes!)
(Remember rhyme form - a-a-b-b-a
Remember the length and rhythm of the lines
Keep to the letter for the one we're doing!)

Leaving our messups behind us

(Whichever you want!)

Looking for a fella

Lounging at a Bordella

(I know I should spell it Bordello)

Licking a chocolate cornetto

My brain's in total confusion

Yes! Did we finish 'L'?

Well, 'L' got so muddled and I was so that I'm afraid I bypassed it & started 'M'!:

My brain's in total confusion

I gave up!

Maybe it's just an illusion

Mind over matter or we'll get fatter

Maybe it's caused by too much batter

Make do on sarnies and give up the pasties

(Doesn't seem like a limerick to me....)

(Alie I think you will need to cut us a bit of slack on this one.)
(I have added a line and deleted a line - sorry Papaoscar)

Maybe it's just an illusion
Merely a quick conclusion
Mind over matter or we'll get fatter
Maybe it's caused by too much batter
More like a lot of confusion

(But..the third and fourth lines are far too long for a limerick! They're supposed to be shorter than the other three lines....)

I didn't know that Ana. Any chance you could update this changing the incorrect lines ?

Maybe it's just an illusion
Merely a quick conclusion
Mind over matter
Or we'll get fatter
More like a lot of confusion

Something like that, although it doesn't make a lot of sense!