Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

(We finished K...am I in the doghouse? Maybe I better shut up)

(I'm lost where are we in the limerick?)

(I feel detention coming on . . . )

(And the scansion)

(Tut tut)
(Hey, I got in the K, the chess and the rhyme....)

( AlieO Shameful behaviour, I'm shocked )

(Yes, and so was your previous one! )

for the Keys to the castle to bless.... (? is this a cheat)

Kindly old bishop just prayed

the King can't evade

Keeping pawns in a state of stress

Knight's move is an odd one in chess

Joined friends who flew in from Peru.

Jetted off to Siam

Jumped out of the pan

(We crossed in the ether Alie !)

John McEnroe has gone down with the flu.

Jehoshophat, we're in a stew

Just what are we going to do

I'd boast that my pants were M. Quant's

If only I could phone yer

I'd be catching pneumonia

(Should have been inflicted with)

Inflicted by Mum and Dad's cross rants

I was once a young girlie in hot pants