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Limerick writing Mark 2 alphabetical !

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NanKate Tue 06-May-14 11:52:29

Hi all your Limerick writers. Now we have passed 1000 on our previous thread are you ready to up the stakes and try to write an alphabetical Limerick ?

papaoscar Tue 13-May-14 18:03:20

Crashed on the dogs at White City

AlieOxon Tue 13-May-14 18:53:24

(UH?)

NanKate Tue 13-May-14 21:59:21

Causing me to feel quite sh***y confused

Ana Tue 13-May-14 22:03:29

Crikey - and not even witty! confused

papaoscar Wed 14-May-14 03:56:13

Down in the dungeon was Granny

NanKate Wed 14-May-14 07:19:54

Drinking a rather nice brandy wine

Anne58 Wed 14-May-14 08:16:40

Doing the splits,

Dragonfly1 Wed 14-May-14 08:19:46

And flashing her bits,

shysal Wed 14-May-14 08:28:40

Making the jailor feel randy.

shysal Wed 14-May-14 08:31:44

(Sorry. Unable to think of rhyme and alphabet at the same time!)

Driving the jailor randy.

Dragonfly1 Wed 14-May-14 08:33:47

Oops. Hadn't clocked the alphabetical thing. Sorry.

MiniMouse Wed 14-May-14 09:53:53

Every day Grans try to improve

AlieOxon Wed 14-May-14 11:47:46

Each time they get 'in the groove'

Elegran Wed 14-May-14 12:23:27

Exercising and dieting

MiniMouse Wed 14-May-14 12:34:49

Even though it's disquieting

AlieOxon Wed 14-May-14 12:46:19

Enterprising grans on the move!

MiniMouse Wed 14-May-14 13:06:15

For every Gran who's limericking

AlieOxon Wed 14-May-14 13:13:24

Find another who's pogosticking

MiniMouse Wed 14-May-14 13:29:18

Frightening all the kids

Anne58 Wed 14-May-14 13:34:16

Flashing her lids

papaoscar Wed 14-May-14 14:05:25

Flicking, flapping and fornabulating!

papaoscar Wed 14-May-14 14:06:07

Grans get a lift from ballooning

NanKate Wed 14-May-14 16:33:59

Grandpas like a bit of spooning grin

AlieOxon Wed 14-May-14 17:25:23

Go a mile high

MiniMouse Wed 14-May-14 17:25:47

Girls are more fussy