Not what it seems............

Flabber ous thread.

Sorry jingl if it didn't meet your standards, you cant please them all!

(PS, doing this at work, for some reason I cannot post at home, think the PC might be playing up)

Loved it.

5 pages of enjoyable nonsense and about 99.5% good-natured. Not a bad score compared to some threads. Although the subject matter was very different, the humour and speed of replies reminded me a bit of the first pantomime !

So good to Rays a laugh, what a Lotte of good ones. So sorry for those that find them a bit Roughy & Hake this thread. Will barramundle off to bed now before they Snapper at me. See you in the Mornay. (With a little help from Sophie Grigson & Wm Black's 'Fish')

Not even a tiddler, Lona?

I've trawled through my brain.........but there is nothing..............

Well, that's one school of thought...

We're all just prawns in a cosmic game of chess.

I'm trying to winkle something out of my brain to add to the thread...

I'm floundering on this thread.

Just had a phone call from a chap calling himself John Dory. All sounded a bit fishy to me...

Whelkome to the thread anyway!

Can't think of anthing witty - feel a bit of a sprat

Gone to find Nemo. Sole onger.

I've been wondering if the last track on the CD was called La Fin

It takes time to weigh ones remarks in the scales. But by Jaws, it's a whale of a tale full of red herrings we've been telling.

Not feeling too good after dancing the conger all morning, am afraid I may fall off my perch.

Thanks, by the time I preview and edit, time has moved on

newist No worries, I have the same problem!

Crossed posts Joy sorry it takes me ages to type

Some old trout was on TV, covered in winkles, saying "I can Seaweed in my garden"

Sorry, this old trout can't think of anything to add to keep it going...

Shame. It was so hilarious. My sides are aching.

#pantsonfire