I really don't know why this is funny...........

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That would make sense!

If as Nfk believes hospitality trousers are for tea and biccies, with the bra's you would get 2 CUPS.

Nellie - they also use a hospitality bra!

One of my mother's friends would not in any circumstance buy 'Recycled' loo paper. She thought it was actual used toilet paper which had been recycled.

Some very kind comments, and also some that not only make me realise I'm not alone, but also make me

Hospitality blouses are what nursing mothers use.

I thought maybe they could also be called hot-pants!

What about "hospitable knickers"

Good job they don't supply 'hospitality blouses'...the mind boggles!

I presume that Hospitality Trousers are the ones that greet you with a welcoming smile when you open the wardrobe and sit you down with a nice cup of tea and a slice of chocolate

So what makes hospitality trousers hospitable - special pockets for tea and biccies?

Your'e not the only one Phoenix as I like anything surreal too.

the last few messages were sooo funny, 'members only' lol. that ahs really cheered me up tonite. x

Obviously quite a few other GN's brains are differently-wired as well, phoenix!

When you get the work webspace up and running, can you get a corner of it for a blog? It would be an asset to the company, everyone likes to read a funny story. A Facebook page would also be good - the customers could ask questions and exchange information. You could end up with a forum for users of the very specialised products. (Maybe someone else could answer the technical questions, though)

I really do think it is time your talents as a writer/raconteur were given a wider audience than those of us GNers who enjoy your posts so much phoenix. Your brain may well be 'wired' differently to others but the result is a joy !

I'm very relieved!

I've been told before that my brain seems to be "wired" differently to other peoples, and I will admit that there have often been things that no one else has found funny, or seen the way I do, but I still find the idea of "hospitality" trousers amusing!

By my reckoning, hospitality trousers are, by definition "hospitable", so therefore are there "inhospitable" trousers? Do they have unopenable buttons or zips? Are the legs lined with nasty scratchy fabric (or sandpaper, or barbed wire) to act as a deterrent to anyone trying to enter them? Do they have signs attached saying "no hawkers, no circulars, or "we only see people with a pre-booked appointment". I've just thought that perhaps the sign might even say "Members Only"

Perhaps they are like some hotels, "Excellent facilities, but no ballroom"

PS Love the reproduction furniture!

No Phoenix it's not just you.

Hospitality trousers - I would have laughed too! And as for reproduction furniture.........!

Love that, elegran.

I wonder what happened to 'work trousers' and 'smart trousers'?

Hospitality trousers. . Maybe also known as 'Service Industry' trousers?

definitely not just you.

Reminds me of a story about a boy who passed a shop selling "Reproduction Furniture"

"I know what that is, it is beds," he told his parents knowledgeably, "We did sex education last week."

Choking on my breakfast, phoenix.

*too

Made me chuckle to Phoenix.