Story of 3 letter words

But the pub has dry gin........not ice, Joe was sad

Ale may hit the zit (spot was too long a word) Joe can buy the ale,"Use the Elf and Wig pub! Its ney bad, you ken"

Joe not man! Joe boy! Not gin for boy Joe! It's pop for Joe, not ale and gin. Tut tut!

Did Joe sip pop? The Big Yin has gin. Mum was mad and hit Dad!

Joe and pal had pop, now get red bus. Wot now? Get cat and dog?

You are all mad but fun!

Dad was sad cos mum was mad, did cry and cry bye and bye,

Dad got bus too, ran out. Mum was sad, did cry. Dad got sad. All got well, big hug. Joe and pal ate pie. Hee,hee. X

(I think I overlapped with number please! Sorry will try and think more quickly !)

(This is harder than it looks, I need to get my brain in gear.)

Joe and pal got fat. Pie was big, bad boy ate all the pie.

Joe and pal and dad and mum and dog red paw and cat red paw too and gin and ale and pop and hat and bus - now wot?

Dog met bee, had fit and fell. Mum, Dad, Joe and pal Bill all mad. Cat ran off.

Joe pal Bill?
Tut tut! Not Ian, Roy, Alf, Jim, Les ?
Not Bill but Bil svp!

Run for the bus, Joe and dog won. Woo hoo! for Joe. Joe can see the sea, can you ?

Sis and mum had toy pig who did fly. "Why fly?" "Fly for joy" say mum.

It's all too Jan and Jon and age six. "Pat has the bat. Bat the cat, Pat! The dog has the toy. The dog bit the cat. See the vet, Cat. Get off the mat, Pat and run cos you are too fat."
God, how bor ing!

Pat did poo and wee. Bad dog Pat!

(apricot I'm starting to agree! Pretty hard and the story needs a bit more...................)

(I surrender!)

Tim? Tom?

(We could try using only four letters. This does rather cramp one's literary style, we will never make Mann Booker short list.)

Boo hoo !!

Was fun tho'!

Joe ran for the big red bus for the man did not own his own car.

Yes, I thought Janet and John too!

Maybe we need to enhance our 3 letter word vocabulary!!
Of course we are more accustomed to using really long words all the time.
It was worth a try.....