An alphabetical poem/story

Zut alors ! I thought we were going to be saved by Daniel Craig. Where is he when you want him in a crisis?

Rosesarered what's all this about 'rescue yourselves men' I thought from the first line women were aboard, or are we going to be the bait ?

Yes Cap'n sir said the first mate, lifting a box of salted fish

Which way is the shore ?
'xtra rations need to be loaded

Very much too late....

Too late.

Tucking the ships cat safely in his
Underwear he released the lifeboat

rescue yourselves men!

shrieked the Captain

(I wanted 'P' !)

Quite dangerous - and there are pterodactyls overhead!

No!

Oars safely shipped and

Panting for breath they looked to shore

Many a mariner would give up at this point, but

Lift the oars! Quick! lift the oars and stop.

Komodo Dragons are on the shore - holy moly !!!!

Just man your stations and we should be ok.

In my heart I fear we are doomed!

Help - keep rowing as fast as you can!

Gad sooks it's gaining on us! ( hope spellings right )

First mate. Sharply now. Pass me a harpoon, for the great white is coming for us!

Everyone row as hard as you can, without a fuss!

Don't let them see us!

Cardabiodon (prehistoric shark) are circling the boat Captain.

But the sea`s a little choppy, can we brave the waves?

Ahoy, she cried, there's land ahead on the starboard side.

Youthful interpretations of favourite songs, inducing a
Zen-like state.

X factor on telly Ursula your favourite