An alphabetical poem/story

An Xtraordinary tale.

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!

With which Duffy built a fire, lit it by rubbing two twigs together, and went off to hunt for dinner while Sir Galahad sulked about having got his hair wet...

Very nearly but with the help of Duffy the cat who has miraculously managed to reach the shore too, they both walk off into the dunes looking for firewood.

Unfortunately Sir Galahad was not waving but drowning.

That's odd. I thought we'd left him in Camelot doing the ironing.

Sir Galahad waved from the seashore.

Righty-ho - it's the plank for him!

Quiver me timbers thought Duffy

Pussy look worried, did they mean him ?

Nonsense dears, said the patronising git captain
Overboard with him! was their reply

Miaow!

Lifeline to be sent out for Duffythe cat - no pussies are going to be lost on my watch.

Kimonos must be warn at all times and life jackets.

(Rosesarered, fair enough equal opps must be observed, so men and women and anything in between are welcome aboard)

Jumping gehosophat, it's a darn mutiny

Hello sailor !

I'm the fourth hammock on deck two

"Hoist 'im up that palm tree, let's have a new Captain!" roared the crew.

Guys? Who made this bloke captain?.......................

Extra rum for those who row hard,

For the lazy scabs.... nothing at all

C now?
choppy surf girls, no lycra clad chaps would be safe
Duffy the cat has fallen overboard, oh no!

NanKate there seemed to be both sexes aboard from reading the posts so made it 'men' but could be wrong.

(Should be 'this cat' - sorry!)

And get rid of his damned cat in my knickers!

Zebadiah! Fetch me a clean truss and tell the crew to prepare for Chapter 2 of this maritime saga. Now go and prepare my morning bath under that palm tree, after which I will address the crew. Off you go!

By the way Captain you promised us girls a man in Lycra swim shorts, are you denying us that pleasure ?

Arrr, we won't be needin no Craig to save us, said the captain with a wink