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Fancy writing a group limerick ?

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NanKate Thu 27-Mar-14 20:29:25

Basic Rules

5 lines
Lines 1, 2 and 5 rhyme.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme
Distinctive rhythm
Usually funny

There was a Gransnetter called Polly
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GadaboutGran Tue 01-Apr-14 18:19:48

New Limerick.

There once was a Granny called April

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janeainsworth Tue 01-Apr-14 17:58:58

Said 'What the f*ck!' I'm all of a tingle!

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NanKate Tue 01-Apr-14 17:31:41

What a hullabaloo.

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AlieOxon Tue 01-Apr-14 17:22:44

She got in a stew

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Gally Tue 01-Apr-14 16:42:27

Who occasionally wished she were single,

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shysal Tue 01-Apr-14 15:47:34

There was a Gransnetter named Jingle

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Elegran Tue 01-Apr-14 15:38:11

Who'd mislaid his memory chip

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AlieOxon Tue 01-Apr-14 15:17:57

And met Mr Spock (wow)

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janeainsworth Tue 01-Apr-14 15:06:53

They got stuck in a lock

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Elegran Tue 01-Apr-14 15:05:39

Forgot to pack Rory's catnip

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AlieOxon Tue 01-Apr-14 13:30:58

Gransnet went on a canal trip

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AlieOxon Tue 01-Apr-14 12:26:48

And can get there before I burst!

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henetha Tue 01-Apr-14 12:14:30

If I need a wee

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AlieOxon Tue 01-Apr-14 11:02:33

So let's go and see

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NanKate Tue 01-Apr-14 08:37:45

And I've got a terrible thirst.

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shysal Tue 01-Apr-14 08:36:08

Today it is April the first

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Elegran Mon 31-Mar-14 08:42:04

We've a matinee bye and bye

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petallus Mon 31-Mar-14 08:32:28

Don't be a wet fish

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shysal Mon 31-Mar-14 08:24:31

She said 'come on Bish'

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NanKate Mon 31-Mar-14 07:41:31

To journey to the sky.

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papaoscar Sun 30-Mar-14 22:19:25

NK? I mean't Ana. Had a drop too much custard, I think.

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papaoscar Sun 30-Mar-14 22:17:11

Sorry about that, NK, so let's start again...

Said actress to Bishop "Shall we try?"

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Ana Sun 30-Mar-14 22:08:12

No, that just won't do, papaoscar! Your lines neither rhyme nor scan. confused

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papaoscar Sun 30-Mar-14 22:05:11

And they all enjoyed a nice cup of cocoa!

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papaoscar Sun 30-Mar-14 22:02:51

That John Brown got confused

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