Fancy writing a group limerick ?

We're low'ring the tone of these lim'ricks

Of poultry and told her to truss it

Showed her his piles

When The Lord of the Isles

Turned a spectacular shade of russet

Dame Symphonia Fumbuler-Gussett

Frillies no use for cleaning floors though, Minimouse Oscar's size XXL M & S Y-fronts would be much better.

Elegran - could have had "some OSCAR's, some Milly's"

With apologies to Oscar!

(I found nought but frillies,
Some Ethel's, some Billy's,
Papaoscar, please lend me yours)

Sorry, couldn't help finishing it.

For old undies for cleaning the floors

Whilst fumbling about in my drawers

Then leapt up and said "That was quick!"

And sloshed on some lotion

Gran swallowed a potion

Hoping an aspirin would do the trick

Coughing and snuffling and feeling sick.

Papaoscar I also think a Stewards enquiry needed That is outside terms and conditions Merlotgran

Or should it be "inquiry"?
I never did know. Well at least I recognise there is a difference. Come on pedants help me out here, and explain.

While we clear out our lungs with a jar of Vick.

Limerick, thick, slivoVITZ, MG? Steward's enquiry, I think!

Whilst we down half a bottle of Slivovitz

And we'll lead you a dance

But give us a chance...

Sometimes they just make us sound very thick

What can we all learn from a limerick?

Ha Ha, Shysal I was hoping someone would take the bait!