Fancy writing a group limerick ?

On the rather bleak island of Lundy.

Gran was cutting her hedge on a Monday

She was like Gwyneth Paltro,

(Correction) The actress soprano
Who launched the Belgrano
Would warble "Oh God!!!" as a token.

Sorry to finish it solo, but the rest came into my head as I cut bread for a sandwich.

The actress sang alto

Sung eucharist had to be spoken.

The Vicar said his organ was broken

And rumours and whispers were rife!

Its effects were titanic

It caused such a panic

The atmosphere could have been cut with a knife

(you certainly did Mini )

The explosion caused turmoil and strife

(Holly I warned you when you 'signed up' that it's addictive )

It may cause an aquatic explosion

And it was assumed

It bubbled and bloomed

The fish created a potion

Down in the depths of the ocean

As we munch on the grass together.

"Chew the cud as it's such fun"

One said to the udder one.

As they reached the end of their tether

Two cows were discussing the weather

( wasn't concentrating there! )

I squeezed her until she was thinner!

Oops 11 seconds.

(No! it was only 9seconds late)