Pete's Sports Bar.

I see,thank you Ana but that's not the noun I would of chosen to use!

Looking through the dictionary has left me ready for a nice pint!

With a head...

That's not what you said last night Pete

Didn't have my head in a dictionary looking at what the ....pedant meant!

You said no CV's needed.

Well now I need to be more 'pedant' ...

A fickle boss means fickle employee benefits....I need garranteed benefits! I'll take my little bu..back and plant it in the snug!....care to join me Ana ?

I'll let you know...................Several laydees are arriving in the morning to be interviewed.

I've raised the level of the floor behind the bar so the more 'petite' ones can pull pints more easily Reckon I could be Landlord of the year at this rate!

Don't raise it too high Pete I'm 5' 6" and will be looking down at the customers heads if you go too high ? tell the more "petite" laydees to wear high heels you'd like that
All stocked up in the foodie cabinet just doing some meat pies for the week-end matches & brown sauce at the ready !! Derby Match soon Pete can you bare to watch

Heels are part of the uniform Glam

Yes it's your Derby match next Tuesday.....I will be watching United but will catch the highlights.....love watching Scousers kick each other

Don't make too many pies as there are no big teams playing this weekend!

All the more for the rest of us then.Bake away glamma.

Does that answer the old question of.........."Who ate all the pies"?

My credentials are at the dry cleaners. I like to make sure that they are impeccable.

And I'll have you know that I have glowing credentials!

But I have got some ointment for them

So...are they glowing in the dry cleaners

Huge match on in the games room tonight............and it's not Goose defending the Tiddly-wink title...

C'mon you Reds!

pheonix looks like you might fair better with a pair of glowing high heels!

If you saw me Pete!!

X your heels Annsixty! very fetching! But surely we should wait and see what littl..no rest of the uniform covers? Im afraid they all might be a size unbecoming! Nothing like having to limit your bending abilities!

Was it Helmut Kohl Pete? and were you there that day? Apologies to those who weren't. " In " Utd joke.

Oh bum, 17.36 I meant to say "glowing testimonials " It would make more sense following on from the one at 17.35.

Anyway, better go I think the cat's having another fit/seizure.

Oh dear! I just quickly read phoenix's last message as "glowing testicles" bedtime methinks

Should have gone to Spec Savers..........

Don't worry, both of you - I keep reading the title of this thread as Pete's Sports Bra...