Pete's Sports Bar.

I see,thank you Ana but that's not the noun I would of chosen to use!

Rules are rules .... Ana

There are many 'Part-time' jobs available here.....but I would need to see your credentials!

Hmm...perhaps it's not your gaming ability, Fairhair. Pete can be a bit of a pedant...

my honesty has been questioned,my gaming ability and now my job is gone! Maybe I should of brought that CV! No wonder * Pete* always needs staff! Didn't even get to try!

No.....sorry the answer was a)

Bar staff required for tomorrow night.......Match on!

B) blindfold them then c) pour a pint over them if they try to " pin" me!

The Bowls and the Netball were thrilling....but now its Real Madrid

I think you may have "jumped the gun" Fairhair ...The clue is in the name of the bar. If you don't tiddly-wink what chance is there of you becoming involved in 'Pool' (not swimming) Darts (not rushing about) and our vast selection of board games such as Frustration (?) and Ludo/Snakes n Ladders...using small tiddly-winks as counters!!
One question........If a customer wanted to play "Pin the tail on the Donkey" would you...a) Blush...b) Blindfold them...c) Pour a pint over them??

Besides I've shown up to "work"?

Sorry I don't"tiddle"(wink-wink)

Pete I'll have you know that I am the best tiddler and winker in the county and neither my tiddlers or winkers will rebound off of any wall. Care to join me for a -thrash- game Fairhair?

Wet Mac and wellies slipping on tiddly-winks I'm here! Ready to pull...um where is everyone?

Its in the corner...so the stray tiddly-winks can rebound off the wall....

where's the tiddlywinks pitch gonna be???

PETE

NIGHT NIGHT

Well..........you were behind the curtain..

Soda water,is that what it was.

Thank goodness, you had your back to me at the time.

I've a good aim Pogs ....you've seen me with the soda-water!

Pete

Yep I'm watching you and Fair.

I do hope you 'miss your shoes' in the Gents lad

Whoa there! Think I'd better change the door policy to "Cash Only" and have someone behind the bar that I can trust when the sports are on!

annsixty a large one will be on the table near the window at 8-30 sharp......don't be alarmed, its only Pogs behind the curtains..

Meanwhile I'm fitting several smaller tellys around the bar....one in the Gents will be useful...don't want to miss anything

Now then.....Hayleys passing or football.............let me think..

I don't know...have you noticed these level marks on the bottles?

We could dilute some or all of the sprits?

Looks that way doesn't it Fairhair what the eye doesn't see etc etc.Just hide all the evidence before he does a stock check