Pete's Sports Bar.

Bar person (PC) required.....,must wear heels. Ability to warm pies an advantage

Pete Good job I stocked up on the pies for yesterdays match eh ? what a good result for your team,just getting ready for the big match to-day and Maurinhou coming to Anfield wish I had a ticket so I could see "The Special One" I didn't know until yesterday that Brendan Rogers was his youth manager at Chelsea so no wonder Liverpool has done so well under his leadership if he has been under the influence of my pal Jose.

I can warm all sorts of things up Pete but not sure about pies

Maybe not then.........................

No - the smell would linger for days, Lona...

'Coo-ee!' I'm back, may I leave the brace of labradors by the door or would you prefer me to leave them in my Chelsea tractor?Just popped in for a swift G&T while DH is sorting out some bits and bobs in Chipping Norton. Oh, SO nice to sit down and take the weight off [pulls off Gucci wellies.]No ice Pete, just lemon, it's cold enough today, and it's raining again now. I've brought you a nice bunch of lilac blooms for you to put on the bar, add a bit of y'know, taste, and will mask the niff of my socks. What's the matter with you all? Come back! Who says lilacs are unlucky indoors?Or is it my socks?

Nice to see you Roses and what a sweet aroma you have wafting about your person is it a signature perfume ?
Just seen two rather large dogs jumping on a trator and speeding down the lane with pies in their mouths,so now we know who eats all the pies,and we have been blaming Pete all this time by the way did you see the game this afternoon it was a good one for sure.

Droopy flowers on the bar? (was he a folk singer)

We're low on the gin again....need eyes in the back of my head.

Watched the match glam poor Stevie...he should get some non-slip boots!

Yes Glamm my signature perfume is...... wetdogtweeds'n'pearls eau de parfum.From all good dept stores.That would not be my dogs you saw, as labradors never eat anything as common as pies.
Pete My lilac blooms are never droopy [and anyway, think the song is 'I'm just sitting watching flowers in the rain' NOT droopy flowers on the bar.]
Please don't run out of gin!

And while we are here, my Chelsea tractor means my 4x4, don't you hicks know anything?

Of course we know what a Chelsea Tractor is we are not all cloth caps and cloggs you know some of us even read Cheshire Life didn't "The Flower Pot Men" sing that song Roses very apt.
Gin been delivered by the bucket full as we speak.

No, glamma, it was The Move. The Flower Pot Men did 'Let's go to San Fransisco' - remember the Summer of Love?

Gin topped up....looking forward to a Summer of Love now..

......and not with Bill n Ben...

Pete

What are you saying------just with Ben.

Ah, you country folk!So easily amused. Bless.

Feel the power of the rain making the garden grow......

Pogs not Bill or Ben .....

Little Weed...?

Not for me Ana I'll stick to beer ...thanks all the same...

Evening all!

Although I'm not really here, I'm all tucked up in bed to make sure I'm up in time for tomorrow! This work malarkey does get in the way you know!

That's all I need! weeds in my garden!

Don't worry Fair ...... I'm sure..Ana will find a use for any spare you have....

This place is going to the dogs! better than all those blasted horses I suppose

What happened to propping up the bar, getting a few drinks down yer neck, and generally getting up to mischief?

I'd like a large brandy in my coffee please Pete, and I may cause trouble later!!

Nothing wrong with a horse , I"ll have you know Missus !!!!

Double

Each to his/her own Nonu!
I hope you touched your forelock when you called me "Missus"?