Pete's Sports Bar.

Ialways wear my best Hunter wellies when I come here - have you some sort of strange shoe fetish Pete?

??? …..I always….

It's not me who wrecks the hammock or scuttles the snooker table.....well not for a good while anyway....I need to get my eye back on the ball...

Yes, and not the football - we've all had enough of that!
What's happening about the Tiddlywinks Championship League? I seem to remember POGS was quite keen to introduce that as a welcome alternative...

Football season is nearly over Ana ........

then it's the World Cup for a month!!... Happy Days

(*bohemian*, any type of wellies are fine - just take 'em off before trying out the hammock...)

Note to Ana It's Me'n'Lona

Pete that shiny patch on the snooker table is my fault I was trying to get the Fireman's helmet shiny enough to see my face in...........

(mumble, mumble, groan)
There's more to life than bleedin football. Yep, I'm with you on the Tiddlywinks Championship League Ana, also shove 'alf'penny and card games - including 'Beat Yer Muvver Out'a Doors', 'Olde Git', 'Happy Families'. What's this bleedin' pub coming to? that's wot I says. It's going all posh

Lona ....and did you?

Posh my a**e!

Ana

I got scared off with the tiddlywinks when a tiddler winked at me.

PS

It wasn't Pete's.

POGS! And how did you know Pete's is a tiddler?................

Pete Yep!

What make you think I wear sensible shoes Pete I couldn't be known as glamma if I did could I,I'm affraid its heels for me most days and as blinged up as possible,only change will be my biker boots in the winter to wear with my jeggings.Have just invested in a pair of 5" heels for DSs engagement party so will be tittering tettering about on them for the evening.

Yes glam I've long admired your heels.....you have now put yourself in the frame for the hammock vandalism Lona has 'come clean' regarding the snooker table and will see to it
Pie n pint needed now

See to what exactly Pete? Haven't I put enough s on your face yet?
I'm fed up with going up and down to the cellar!

Keep tittering teetering glam we need all the glamour we can get in here. Usually it's Ana in her carpet slippers and rollers

Ooooh! Lona you're only jealous because the fireman whisked me away for a night of --lust- passion, leaving you to polish his second-best helmet...

(you forgot the wrinkly stockings and the dangling fag! )

I was being kind Ana Well, you are my friend!

I'd hate to get on the wrong side of you, Lona!

Poor Ana don't let them get at you sweetie I'm sure you don't wear carpet slippers only the best mules will do for us "Laydee's"

Ana

Wrinkly stockings and a dangling fag

Even Ena Sharples put a hair net on and Martha a hat.

As do I, POGS, when I'm going anywhere special! (Not here, obviously...)