Pete's Sports Bar.

Please keep the wax jackets at the end of the coat rack.... away from the velvet jacket... well you never know.!

Humph! Just because I'm not one of them posh Cotswold lot, but a working gal from the Black Country, I get ignored ! I see!

Sorry Galen your pint is in the snug...

Next to the pork scratching things...

At last! What's a gal got to do round 'ere to get a bit of attention?
Twirl 'er nipple tassels?

Or get 'er bloody bow and arrers out?

Tally Ho folks. Pete - where's the Backgammon my good man? Spiffing to see you haven't got the usual rabble here. What's That Person dressed as Robin Hood doing over there? Is it Fancy Dress Night?

The backgammon's on the t' pigs top leg!

Oh, is it now? Well you had better lift up your tatty hem, and show me

Better un than yower yow ould besom!

Phew, I understood that all right!

If yowm not bred roight, yow cor spek propper!

Lim goin to me pit now!

Pete..................................................................................come back,all is forgiven!

They're all drunk in here! And it's barely lunchtime!Can't understand a word they say, so I am off to Chipping Norton for a large G&T with ice and lemon. Toodle pip.

Galen. Now you listen to me, you….you country bumpkin. Where I come from we were brought up to speak proper Queens English. David C (nice young man) and I frequently discuss this, sometimes with Rebecca (if she's not washing her hair or dirty linen) along with a few of the country's other little problems, over a few afternoon cocktails (NOT the sort hanging from the end of a chicken's bottom, Galen) in our local Chippie Naughtie (as we locals are wont to refer to the dear Hamlet) hostelry.

My dear young lady. At the convent I attended we were all given elocution and deportment lessons. At the Friary school, we were taught how to get out of a car and how to locate and sit on your chair at an interview .
Then, at university, we all learned what a load of crap that all was!

Oh, I don't know, Galen. The one about getting out of a car when wearing a miniskirt must have saved many a blush in the 60s!

Who could afford a car when a student then?

Just delivering a new batch of scones for the customers who where complaining we had none on the menu sorry about that but the meat & potato pies had to be done first because they are needed for half time at footie,the boss must have his pies don't you know
I'll just have a nice cold shandy this afternoon as I am really fancying a cool drink after clearing up in the beer garden,the hammock had a big hole in it and has now been patched up,sorry about the colour but I only had bright pink !! Some "butties" in the cooler cheese & pickle or corned beef & tomato,bet you don't get them in The Colswolds brown sauce available on request !!

Corned beef sandwiches, warmed in the microwave! Yummy!

Thought you might have known some posh chaps with sports cars, Galen!

Don't really want to leave the hammock......anybody able to bring a pint out for me will be rewarded,...

If you don't mind it being sloshed a little I'll bring one out for you? Water I presume as nobody drinks alcohol at this time of day.