What about a parrot party in Polynesia?

If Monopoly comes alone, that is only eleven extra men, so it won't be too bad.

Can I bring my Dartmoor pony please? He doesn't eat much.

I have sent Polly to put the kettle on so that when we arrive we'll all have tea.

I presume our resident polymath Bags will be there?

And Polly Morphic will keep us ship-shape.

Polyester is worried that she might get all hot and sweaty!

Will we be visiting a metropolis?

Ummm Henetha - only if the pony's name is Polly (or Parrot)

Tri Poli could be getting a bit hot and sweaty too. They could both get an attack of polydipsia, leading later to lots of polyuria.

Polysyllabic is bound to confuse us with her technical terms - and she will keep referring to her best friend Polytetrafluoroethylene instead of being like the rest of us and just using her nickname Teflon.

Is Pollyfilla in charge of catering?

Polymorphic will be there in disguise.

Will we get Roly Poly pud?

Can I come with my polymyalgia?

Sadly Poly Cystic is not feeling too good, keeps getting hot flushes, so she will give it a miss.

Can I play with Monopoly?

Polly - put the kettle on!

This is getting very poly-technical for me

Actually Polymath said she would work out the quantities of food and we would need. Polypharmacy is bringing the Alka-Selzer in case Polydipsia overdoes it - again...

Not too many hoi polloi please. We should keep this exclusive.

Pollyana has chose a very pretty frock to wear and will have a bow in her golden locks.

Oops chosen!

We can look at the Polyanthus while somone plays the Polychord.

They say it's very pretty Polynesia.

Polychrome has a very colourful personality, Polytechnic is clever and Polyglot is a great conversationalist so they would be good company. Polysaccharide is just too sweet for words and Polyvalent is simply two-faced, so I wouldn't invite either of them.

I do hope that Polyp doesn't get caught up in Polymer's chain again. That could get nasty!