Since I bought my new cordless BT phone a month ago life here has been quieter because I can block out International and numbers witheld.The phone rings once and then it takes over.
A fellow rang me a few weeks ago trying to sell me stocks and shares in diamonds and also wine with little risk to myself financially. I tried putting on my poor pensioner cap but that did not work so I said that I preferred to wear the diamonds and drink the wine, that got rid of him.
Your username explains how you die , how do you die?





