Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....
Hey! Don't think you're sneaking back in here when the posh do runs out of Babycham and Cherry B......the doors will be locked! 
The fireman is on a final warning (after Boxing Night) but "Sailor Sid" said he would do a turn.....
First on Xmas Day glam ...fifth today.....in the words of Santa...Ho Ho HO! 
All booked specially for you Goose mind you he does want paying double time so I told him you can sort him out with payment
glammanana will the banter fireman be there?
g,mornin all. Did someone mention a New Years Eve party? I'll bring the pigs in blankets (and a couple of packets of Rennies)
Goose I bet you have a poorly head after all that throwing about by our resident fireman mind you he does seem very professional when it comes to his lifting techniques doesn't he ??
Thinking we should arrange for a New Years party if anyone up for it (I think I know a few who are always willing) lets see what the boss thinks of the idea ?
pete did you watch the footie what a shame the Ref was from Manchester something fishy going on there me thinks might have been a wee bit of 
on his part,not that we are bad losers I have to add !! but there is plenty of time yet before end of season.
I think you might need a Rennies for that, Goose!
Cor Blimey! (hic) Oi must have -passed out- fallen, knocked meself out 'n' gorn to 'eaven, cos there were a young laddy
ere, in the bar, wearin a grin, an ose 'n' nowt else. E told (hic) me e were Banter's fireman (I fink that's wot e said) 'n' e were gonna save me from (hic) the burnin bar as I woz a fallen woman. It weren't the Sally Army man, selling War Cry, woz it?
I'm goin fer a fireman's lift now. Wake me up when the fire (hic) goes out 
There's always one .........MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Hey Pete, just popped in on the way to bed to wish you all the best a very Merry Christmas.
Bring on all that lovely football and vodka martini's!
I see you're first in the queue for the Santa Fireman, Goose!
Have a happy Christmas and a peaceful New Year 
Cheers Pete - Mine's a triple port with a double whisky for a mixer, Oh and a packet of your finest cheese 'n' onions
Thank you Laydees!
Free drinks tonight.....Regulars only! As a treat for your 'loyal' custom during hard times....tonight in the snug there is a Santa Fireman .....go and tell him what you want and pay no attention to his helmet!
Have a very Merry ChristmasPete I'm sure all those socks will come in useful one day If you fancy some munchies to-night I have left sausage rolls & mince pies in the fridge for anyone who fancies a swift drink before the big day.
Did someone whisper in my ear The Reds where top of the league ?? just thought I would ask or did I get duff information.
Merry Christmas Pete, hope you have a good one
As for all the socks from your family ............when they say "Put a sock in it Pete", they need to know that you've got some handy!
Merry Xmas to Pete and all the lovely, witty ladies in Banters Bar who appreciate a good man. Pete isn't bad either .
Socks eh Pete. Are you sure they are not willy warmers?
Thanks to you all for allowing this old lady to stay silently in the corner, popping my head up every now and then. Oh well, back to my Bicardi, HIC 
Merry Christmas Pete! (who knows, you might get some aftershave as well...)
Only one more sleep and my sock drawer will be overflowing again.....
Cheers everyone!
Cheers Laydees......Pies and pints and the highlights on the telly!.........all three at once!.....multi-tasking is so easy..
Well done on last nights win Pete bet the boss was relieved with that I'll leave a couple of meat & potato pies for lunch in the fridge so you can raise a glass or three.
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