Banter Bar 2

Ahhhh.... A rubber ring n a snorkel...heaven. I'll have a frozen black russian pleeze pete

I've brought my li-lo and any funny scouser cracks about li-lo Lil will not be found amusing every bone in my body is acheing after my run yesterday,I've got bone's I didn't know existed still it will be worth it I've given up on the tee-total thingy so can I have a large one please bar-person and lots of ice (the ice is for my feet)
Brought in a load of baking so the fridge & freezer is well stocked, done the boss a few meat & tata pies that will keep him happy for half an hour.
must get moving before I seize up completly.see you later.

Glam.....running ??...the only thing you should be running is a bath..

Sorry laidback....no black russians left....frozen or otherwise!! They all went when the laydees football was on earlier.........

...don't leave that snorkel in the pool....could cause a mischief.....

Ok.I'll just practice my rowing for Rio. Backstroke is coming on... My bend it like Beckham....its nice. Is the hammock free? Pooped!! How was the pre season friendly??!

Yes its free tonight......Well it was football...but not as we know it!

Hammocks are great...I fancy a swingers club...for people that like hammocks.....but it was frowned upon by 'certain' laydees from the snug!

OoOh, I like a hammock Pete, is it breezy Tonite? My car keys r staying in my pocket and not that dish on the bar....whose r those keys Pete!?

They're not car-keys laidback......more like tractor keys and shed keys.....they are mostly mine... as I like to get the best hammock. The key with the furry tennis ball belongs to a 'certain' laydee in the snug!

Lager and lime, please Pete. It looks as if I may be getting some new keys soon!

Hello to you all , oh , there is no-one here . The front door is open , so where could they be I wonder?

Anyway no sweat, I have just come in from the Club , and feel like a million dollars , nothing like a workout to make one feel good..

Well there is nothing more to do than make myself a Mojito, there seem to be all the ingredients , they sure know how to run a good bar here !

I will settle up later if that is okay, as i don"t know what the price is ?

Hello phoenix....pint of lager it is.

Sorry I've been busy in the garden......Brand new pool there now...steps to get out of it and a slide included!.....Paddling pool still available for non-swimmers and half-wits in wellies!

Just checked the 'key bowl' and the furry tennis ball one is from 1977....Ms V Wade!.... so I think you're best keeping hold of yours... (and your ha'penny)

It's taken 5 hours to fill by firemen on a training exercise.....just as well Ana n Ella were not around

On the house Nonu......sorry but busy outside ....having to move the hammocks around and the plastic palm trees..........it's NOT all beer n skittles you know...

Pete!!! You could have told us

We could have practised our 'damsel in difficulties' routines....

Still itkeeps you out of mischief ,

You know what, this tastes even nicer as it is on the house .

You are a poppet !!!!!!!!

They will be back next week ana....but keep it quiet.

Might nave to 'google' poppet....when I find some time...

"Nave" ??????

Wet fingers....slipped....

What ever the others say !!!!

Ana, I was passing and spotted the fire-engine been stalking them for ages ........so I watched for a few minutes as they took their kit off! At least three hours, it was so hot

I had to ask them to dampen me down a couple of times but they didn't seem to mind....................

I was going to call you but my phone was charging! No way I was sharing Honest

Hmm...of course I believe you, Ella! (mutter, mutter...)

Is there a lifeguard for the pool?

Ella ...we could have had another 6 inches in the pool if you would have stopped mithering the firemen....

Just grab my snorkel ..if you get in difficulties laidback....

Is that what you're calling it now, Pete?