Banter Bar 2

Eggs and sausage again Pete ?

Or strip poker? Anyone seen Goose recently...?

ANA go back three posts , the dear girl has probably worn the little dear Pete out .

Three posts back takes me to Pete saying b). Which was strip poker or having your tea...

Lona wish I had known you where going cosmetic shopping I would have joined you I haven't been to "Debs" make-up counters for ages and a girl has got to live up to her name hasn't she x glamma x
Any one fancy a glass of Cava my friend has just dropped me 3 bottles off she won in a raffle and she is tee-total,I told her it wouldn't go to waste here.

just spotted Pete legging it out the back door, carrying two bottles of Cava and wearing nothing but a grin - what/who's he been at?

I could commit a semi serious crime for a bottle of Cava right now!

Well, whoever it was, Pete obviously lost...

No I am sorry Phoenix you have to HAVE champagne , not HE has gone [we think] let us hop down the cellar , any one else game .
He will not know !!

Don"t be shy GOOSE , you know you can tell ALL the details , it will not any further than these 4 walls , we are not gossips truly .

Phoenix - Pete was heading towards the pig fields you could take the shears if you're proposing to grab the bottles of Cava from him - I don't mind coming along as a human shield

The pig fields? Naked? Has the man gone mad?

Obviously! Perhaps he'd been 'goosed'...

You can have a gander yourself through these ere binoculars he always keeps under the bar phoenix, he's legging it towards the sows pen

Oh dear, it's worse than I thought...................

Let me look, let me look ! The moon is low tonight !

if you're focusing on Pete Nonu, that's not a low moon you're looking at

Do you think we ought to tell Matron? He might need his tablets adjusting.

Oh my sweet lord *goose , you are right !

PHO leave him be , he doesn't get too much fun !

He ought to try racing then, rather than other sports...........

Three legged race phoenix?

Lona!

Lona if he can do an impression of a milking stool, I think the nation should see it.