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Pete Mon 08-Jul-13 22:17:30

Well......what else could you call it? Staff still required.......must be able to work long hours and heat up glam's sausage rolls.......pay is weekly with a bonus on Saturday night.....grin

Ana Sat 20-Jul-13 20:38:14

Good! smile That's what counts! (Still sexy, even 1999 vintage)

Anne58 Sat 20-Jul-13 20:27:06

Ana I'm trying to understand that I've got a Mercedes SLK for my birthday! (ok, it's a an old one. 1999, but it still does that roof thing) grin

Ana Sat 20-Jul-13 20:17:01

Not that old banger from Cars'R'Us, phoenix? shock
I thought you were hoping for a sexy, topless number...grin

Anne58 Sat 20-Jul-13 20:11:32

OOO heck! Not sure what to order! Mr P has taken the plunge! never had him down as the impetuous type.

Ana Sat 20-Jul-13 20:01:20

PINT glass, Nonu? grin

Nonu Sat 20-Jul-13 19:59:14

Enjoy your hammocks Pete , I am now off to get a nice GLASS of Shiraz Rose .

Pete Sat 20-Jul-13 19:08:15

Nice and cool this evening.....could be a nice night for the hammocks....

Looks like a few 'laydees' are having trouble walking today.. hmm.. do hope Goose's pig doesn't get out........'cos this lot won't be able to stop it in an entry... grin

Pete Sat 20-Jul-13 18:53:08

...or rest your pint on......

Nonu Sat 20-Jul-13 18:33:34

I favour a tanktini myself , one can roll the top up for sunbathing !!!

Ana Sat 20-Jul-13 18:22:13

It isn't a dress, it's a cunningly arranged pair of speedos I found on the cellar steps - my bikini is still tied to the stepladders. Wait til I get hold of that Ella....hmm

Nonu Sat 20-Jul-13 18:18:56

Flippin "eck , you took your own sweet time !!!

Standards are dropping here BIG TIME .

Pete Sat 20-Jul-13 18:16:14

More like it.......please adjust your dress ana....then I will serve you.... grin

Ana Sat 20-Jul-13 17:59:45

Pint of Shiraz Rosé then? smile

Pete Sat 20-Jul-13 17:55:46

Erm.........NO! ..Pint or no pint! smile

Nonu Sat 20-Jul-13 17:08:15

Good evening barman , may I have a glass of Shiraz Rose pls.

Hold the ice.

Ella46 Sat 20-Jul-13 08:19:19

Ana's laughing hysterically because she's still tied to the extending ladder, and I must admit that her bikini's looking a bit worse for wear! As is Ana hmm

The original 'good time that was had by all' is still down there (in the cellar) too! shock

I'm sneaking out the back way grin

glammanana Sat 20-Jul-13 07:15:14

Some funny noises coming from the cellar this morning,I only nipped in to drop off some nibbles that where surplus to requirements and I heard all this banging and a few familiar voices but I am not a nosey personhmm and thought I'll just mind my business,there does seem to be a lot of spare equipment about it looks as though it could belong to a fireman,is that Ana I hear laughinggrin opps I'm off got places to go,see ya later !!

Pete Fri 19-Jul-13 23:20:38

Three's a crowd?......there's half a dozen down there now!!!

shock......had to turn the cellar lights off!..so as they don't all get blush blush tomorrow! ........... Must be the weather......yeah right!

Pint of cold cider.....don't mind if I do...smile

Pete Fri 19-Jul-13 22:59:12

grin

glammanana Fri 19-Jul-13 22:20:06

I did enjoy the paddle in the pool grin couldn't go for a swim as someone half-hinched my posh pink towel (mentioning no names)I was going to pop down the cellar but three's a crowd so making my way home
I'll just have a swift half of cider before I go,I do love cold cider every now and then reminds me of my student days when a glass and four straws was the order of the day.Right off to wash my hair got an early start,hey who is that guy hiding under the hammock with a pink towel wrapped around him is he a regular ?? night-night moonmoon

Pete Fri 19-Jul-13 22:03:27

Watch the steps......enjoy!!

Ana Fri 19-Jul-13 21:57:50

Sorry, Pete - as tempting as your offer is, I must get back to the cellar...

Pete Fri 19-Jul-13 21:49:24

Ana....are you 'moon-bathing' ??......Look up.....the sun has gone....hmm

Pete Fri 19-Jul-13 21:44:28

....along with a full breast stroke demonstration.... hmm

Ana Fri 19-Jul-13 21:43:04

Still broad daylight in most parts of the UK, Pete! grin

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