Banter Bar 2

Actually, probably even better. Brand new can look so flashy...

I prefer 'Flash'...................sorry! carry on laydees..

Oh phoenix lucky you have your got the silk headscarf for top-down days or are you going to let the wind through your hair (like in the adverts) I wish my top came off (not in that way big ears as she points to the barman)my little Audi has a hard top couldn't afford a soft one so so
Speaking of hard tops why is the firemans helmet floating in the pool is he still locked in the cellar ? better go and get him some food I don't mind going down there and feeding him

Well !! this is funny where is everyone to-day all very quiet in here,the pots are still on the bar from last night is that a banging I here from the cellar ?? just off to investigate see you later.

Don't think you will find a soft top in the cellar glam..............back to the hammock for me....

Has someone slipped a few gins in my pint???

I've just come over all nostalgic ................

Raise your glasses....oops, only me here!....to Lil, Nellie and Gramps.........must have been the Gin...

One of my first cars was an MGB GT cream, hard top/soft top. I loved that car, it was a classic then, hard suspension felt like yer bum was inches from the ground! even thou it broke down regularly every month!took me another 15 yrs to have it restored. Still have it n love it. Life is short enjoy the perks!

'morning all'

Hi Goose nice to see you it has been quiet here all week-end I think I can here some regulars in the cellar and a mans voice maybe the missing fireman !! I'm dropping in some goodies for the customers for nibbles, meat pies/some nice sausages for hot dogs/oh and a pan of scouse & beetroot just fancy a bowl of stew even though it is warm out there,puts hairs on your chest.
Off to Liverpool now with DD going on The Ferry so we will have a sing-song

Hello Goose....you fallen off the wagon again...........or is that frock in need of a quick rinse.....

Bad news....they came and took the pool away ....well it was on free trial ....so laydees you will have to think of something else to get 'Fireman Sams' attention....

Can we have a glamourous Grandmother competition and we could all get done up with our best frocks and fab hairdo's that will attract the men in uniform I bet ?? or a fancy dress competition will bring in the punters I'm sure pete offer a days free drinks for the winner you will clean up

Great idea glam
If I'd suggest something like that the raised eyebrows would have gone into overtime!

Not sure fancy dress would work....have a look in the snug! But a glamourous Grandmother smart T-shirt competition would be ideal.........just as thunderstorms are due!!
Yes free drinks for the winner....and overnight accommodation (if required!)

And a 'Knobbly Knees' competition for the men...

...not a bad idea........what's the prize?

A pair of Bermuda shorts....

To cover the Bermuda triangle.......

Overnight accommodation where ? in that manky hammock and us wearing our posh frocks/hairdo's a night at Travel Lodge at least they do a late booking for £27 no questions asked. do not ask me how I know that I just do I'm away now got to wash the hair and get some zzzz's see you all soon glamma x

Only the one hair, glamma?

No it's in the Premier Inn....now that Lenny Henry has gone....there's loads of room......
Winner only...I'll be next door if you the winner requires anything in the night.....

How sweet Pete paying homage to our advancing years with a smart T shirt competition. On a chilly day I can still do wet thank you.

Glamma a pan of scouse and beetroot?? This does not sound like a sophisticated bar nibble like wot we'd have in London. Locally sourced sausage with herbs yes, but scouse? I'm peckish though and very grateful. Mmmmmmmm. What on earth is it?

Pickled Scouse, Sel - an acquired taste, or so I'm told...

Surely you've heard of scousers? Even darn sarf...?

All scousers are pickled.......on Giro Day....

Ana scousers? yes but pickled scouse, no. Surely this isn't cannibalism happening oop North. I'll wait for glamma to clear up this confusion. (Are any firemen missing?)