Banter Bar 2

Pete do you have pork scratchings ?

Thanks for the invite may take you up on the offerPete things looking very gloomy on the telly to-morrow nite so a swift half will go down well I can show off my new hair cut to everyone no change to style just had a few inches lobbed off but looks quite good even if I say so myself.

You will be most welcome Glam ......

pete I always thought VAT was a whisky or am I wrong,just found out Corrie on for 1hr on Sunday then the start of "I'm a Celeb" I do like that but will certainly miss Downton,so may take a strool down to the bar that evening for a jolly.

Perhaps this says it all?

https://www.google.co.uk/#q=no+pleasing+you

Never! One has standards, don't you know!

Toast goes with Marmite, marmalade, honey or jam, and is NEVER dunked!

PS Sorry you didn't like the songs, did you listen to the one on the Lou Reed thread? Most people liked that.

Yes....everyone listened to the songs.....it cleared the games room!

Did you ever dunk toast?......

Perhaps this might be the right song?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJpJoYYGzjM

My dunking is at Olympic Gold Medal standard! In fact, I once thought about writing a book about dunking, even had the research planned and everything!

By the way, did anyone actually click on the link above and listen to the song?

phoenix ....on account of what? No forget I asked!
You could always practice your dunking ......

No, phoenix, the point is there is NO Corrie because of the football!
That's why glamma and I are at a loose end - the alternative is Children in Need...

Oh heavens, is that all there is? (shades of Peggy Lee)) Bloody football or Corrie? I would say "Saints persevere us" but I'm not a Catholic, and even Marks & Sparks have stopped using St Michael as a beatified person/brand

Could do with a large one, but it will have to be on account?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9kKf7SHco

The VAT man took a shine to the brandy Glam....but I managed to hide a couple of bottles away from his prying eyes....that should see you through ...tonight anyway

Ana ...help yourself to both..

Thinking of maybe holding a little candle light supper pete it will save on the "leccy"
A touch of Brandy will go down very well after my fall this week maybe I will stay upright if I have some running through my veins and even if I do tumble I would not feel the pain.
B----in football no Corrie on a Friday what's going on ? I'm sending mr.g to the bedroom to watch it I'm going to find a film or something girly on vision.

I'll pass on the football, thanks Pete, but am certainly up for a 'social gathering' with nibbles and tips!

Right ! Football tonight.... all welcome please yourself to attend or gather in the snug for a Friday night pisup social gathering

Please do not challenge Galen to game of 'arrows' as she's ruined two dartboards this week...

Glam will be on hand with nibbles and tips on "keeping up appearances"

I"M an old hand --me !!

There's a fine art to dunking, you know. Take Nice biscuits, now they are definitely not a biscuit for the novice dunker!

I"ll have you know young man I would Not dream of dunking crisps or anything else , for that matter !!

Philistine!

You can buy Worcester Sauce crisps phoenix ....save messin about....

I like to dunk crisps (plain ones) in a glass of tomato juice with Worcestershire sauce in

Cherries??.....how will you dunk your crisps if the glass has 'fruit' in it??

No...its a barmy idea!

x I"ll let Pete know !!

All down to presentation mi dear nonu we need to "keep up appearances" you know & not let the side down.