Banter Bar.

Who the hell is Arthur Treacher Envious? any relation to our famous chippy - Gordon Ramsden?

It's not fair! You get our stuff,but we get nothing from you guys.We did get a Arthur Treachers fish and chips once.Years ago.Ill try that port and don't ask me to help pick up a sow!

number if mushy peas on toast tinkle your bell, that's fine with me n the bantams. Pete I'll bring Sarah the sow tomorrow, you can trying shoving her in your frying pan...yellow card indeed what do you think this place is? a bleedin football pitch?

number plenty of port left

Goose...the bantams are barred...and you are now on a yellow card....NO livestock...unless it's going in the pan!

The Spar is now a KFC

Sorry Goose, don`t want to upset the bantams, but baked beans have unfortunate effects on me, so how about mushy peas instead?

Hi number no one here, only us and the bantams. I have this affect when I walk in a pub, everyone scrapers. Would you have baked beans in the basket instead of chicken, cos the bantams will be very upset if they see you eating their granhen. You'll have to get em yourself - scrape the burnt fat of the grill first, last time someone tried cooking on it they nearly caught the place afire.

Chicken in a basket please, and a pint of port and lemonade, with ice please. That`ll keep me going for half an hour, hope there`s plenty of port!

Glad to meet ya Goose! I too am stepping out ,the Home Depot. Hope to talk next time!

Good morning envious, so pleased to meet you. What are you envious of - me bantams or me beauty?
Oi Pete, what happened to that there Spar place down the road? did the Co-op take it over???

I'm just taking Toto out.......help yourselves 9smile0

Sounds splendid Envious ! Have you met Goose ? goose this is envious...envious meet goose !!

( Just like The Waltons)

traditional stuff! Baked beans with smoked bacon,potato salad made with boiled eggs,sweet pickle relish.you name it if is southern American cooking ill bring it. especially any pudding you like!

Ere, wot are you lot doing hiding in the old pig sty? I saw that scrappy bit of paper hanging out on the door saying 'Bantam Bar' and I thought I'd bring some of me bantams down with me to try it out. I could bring the Big Sow down tomorrow night, if it's clean enough in here for her.

3 Pints of Port please Pete, in a pint jug, if that's ok? Oh and one of your pies (not chicken though, the bantams would never forgive me for eating one of their relatives. Evenin' all.... Where's Lil?

Yes, Pete - very restrained!

Please tell us envious.... (that ok ana)....

Nice one glam just 'donate' whatever you can knock-up..... are there chips and veg with the pie?

No jokes, please, Pete....

Can't work,no visa.i can eat though and it sound great grammanana.Would you like to know what a yank would bring to the celebration?

Glammanana all be in for that pie ..i love abit of kidney

Best to keep your hand on your glass,full of course, at all times! To avoid mix up!

I would apply for cooks job but I've got too many booking for catering jobs at the mo,but I can knock up a mean steak and kidney pie for lunch to-morrow and do a few home made burgers,other wise I will be proping up the bar with a good Brandy or three !! purely for medicinal purposes you understand. good luck with your new venture. by the bottle or bucket.?

Plenty of cider....non of that pear stuff....Scrumpy goes down well. Just keep the same glass all night...that does save the washing....

This is not a PC bar!!
And a 'yank' correcting English grammar takes the biscuit

Pint please envious ..thank you kindly....