Banter Bar.

I always do can't leave home without them.............

I've got 2 spare cushions shall I bring them along on Friday ? they both have LFC covers on them will that upset anyone ?
Can't be doing with all this tennis stuff bit boring any chance of an after Tennis party and I'll make some foodie stuff and nibbles and I'll ask my new mate Michael if he and his 4 pals want to play for us,oh and put my name down for the Bobhat outing I'll knit us some hats in GN colours I'll do one size fits all.
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Glamma ...in answer to your question about the cushions..........YES....it would upset most people!! In fact ...don't even think about it..

Tennis after party sounds OK....nibbles and such like.....very welcome...ella has her own cushions and she maybe tired after the floor exercises...between sets....but I'm sure your nibbles will go down a treat.

Your name is down for the Bobhat trip.....it is a "Mystery Trip" but it won't be going to New Brighton.......

Pete I thought I was being helpful offering the LFC pillow's how is a girl to know all the stuff about differant football clubs one ball looks the same to me I thought they wore differant colours because their other kit was in the wash !!!
Are we open for suggestions for the trip or are we all going blindfolded until we get there ?
Very quiet in here to-night have I upset anyone (opens coat to display LFC shirt) thinking I'd better have a large Brandy and make tracks before I get barred.

glamma, you'll never get barred - where else would Pete get his nibbles?

Hmmm Ana there's an answer to that However I think glamma is a professional and anything I could offer, nibble wise, would be very amateur - cube of cheddar, pineapple cube, nuts - that sort of thing. I bet she'll be moving into sushi and antipasti very soon. Pete will be packing 'em in

.....as much as I like...and enjoy...nibbles......I feel a ban on scousers is called for.......Large one Sel ?

scousers Pete? is that Ana? Yup, I'm sure you can rise to a vodka martini, with an olive..never asked for a large cocktail Pete but, what the hell, you're offering

Ana.........even the Banter Bar has standards .

Glam is welcome anytime....but without that shirt.....could be interesting....

Sel.....you're welcome.......is it really worth the olive nonsense....

Pete some would say 'nonsense', I'd say 'standards' - I judge a man by his olives - well, a barman that is I trust you have a swizzle stick - hallmarked?

.......oh and amateur nibbles would be worth a try.....cheese 'n pineapple on a stick would do for me!

...my swizzle stick is in fine fettle.....thank you....

Beggars and choosers comes to mind Pete I don't want to upset glamma - she is your main supplier and I'm sure you can overlook that shirt if it comes to food. I'll cube up some cheese, nothing organic, Cathedral City perhaps, just to be on the safe side...hold off on the pineapple for now.

to you

Sel

NO.....that shirt cannot be overlooked......

I've a tin of pineapple chunks that Lil left...so no problem.....

How can you treat glamma like this? She does most of the work and feeds you!! How ungrateful Pete

Anyway, think of the mark-up on all the brandy she puts away

I don't think she actually pays for it, Ella...

Clearly there is more to this than meets the eye!

Oh dear ! good job I'm not a scouser isn't it but a Wirralonian through and through,will a Tranmere shirt do DS1 has a few of those,he wears it when he goes to the match just in case they are a man short and he is asked to play to make up the numbers ?
Sel stuffed olives may go down well on the bar along with a nice cool alliolli dip I am spot on with the "tapas" type menu I had personal & private lessons on making Tapas from a friendly Spaniard called Juan when I lived abroad his bar was near to mine and we became good friends he liked English sausages,we could have a Spanish theme night that would be cool.
By the way a new supply of sausage rolls and pasties are in the fridge and a giant bottle of brown sauce for the customers who are not to taken with the foreign theme.

Thank goodness for that glamma, you'll be safe then, WON'T SHE PETE?

I love sausage rolls, especially warm.

I saw a Spanish waiter that 'liked' English sausages....but he was a right Juan...

Ella.....I'm really touched by your concern for glamma....maybe you could assist with the cleaning once in a while to help her out? You could have what ever Brandy glam leaves.....usually not a lot!

There is no chance of me leaving anything worth slurping I'm affraid Ella I am very partial to my Carlos 1 and have been known to take the bottle home with me,just check with my pal Juan he used to keep me supplied from the local cash & carry.